Brisbane Bolts’ sexpeat at risk

Brisbane Bolts’ sexpeat at risk

BRISBANE: Chances of the Brisbane Bolts club winning its sixth grand final in a row deteriorated overnight with the JDG’s judiciary committee finding the team’s star left-field back half-forward slerter, Warren “Morning” Wood, guilty of a striking charge. CEO of the Bolts, Terry Verandah, (below) said this morning the club
Albo makes a Big Apple deal

Albo makes a Big Apple deal

NEW YORK: Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has announced a $1 billion-plus investment deal he struck on behalf of Australian taxpayers while in New York for the United Nations general assembly meeting. “I’ve really managed to pull off the deal of the century,” an elated Mr Albanese said this morning after
Could you blame Canada!

Could you blame Canada!

The second tranche of our Xcrements-of-the-Week is largely devoted to more stupid shit Trump did last week but our judges wanted us to kick off with this wonderful meme from Tomi (at top and below). Absolutely BEWDIFUL! But back now to the sad reality of the rapid
Is Dave right about Albo’s balls?

Is Dave right about Albo’s balls?

Sticking with domestic issues for this first look at our very smelly but popular Xcrements-of-the-Week, our judges couldn’t go past draping the winner’s purple sash around the virtual neck of Dave (at top and below) And we suspect most of youse BUGgers out there will agree with Dave as
Hanson plans to upstage Rudd

Hanson plans to upstage Rudd

IPSWICH: Leader of Australia’s white indigenous peoples, Queensland Senator Aunty Pauline Hanson, says she is preparing to issue a national apology that will “go much further” than the historic statement made by former prime minister Kevin Rudd in 2008. The leader of the crumbedwhiting people of the batteredsav nation who

Brisbane Bolts’ sexpeat at risk

Brisbane Bolts’ sexpeat at risk
BRISBANE: Chances of the Brisbane Bolts club winning its sixth grand final in a row deteriorated overnight with the JDG’s judiciary committee finding the team’s star left-field back half-forward slerter, Warren “Morning” Wood, guilty of a striking charge. CEO of the Bolts, Terry Verandah, (below) said this morning the club

Albo makes a Big Apple deal

Albo makes a Big Apple deal
NEW YORK: Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has announced a $1 billion-plus investment deal he struck on behalf of Australian taxpayers while in New York for the United Nations general assembly meeting. “I’ve really managed to pull off the deal of the century,” an elated Mr Albanese said this morning after

Could you blame Canada!

Could you blame Canada!
The second tranche of our Xcrements-of-the-Week is largely devoted to more stupid shit Trump did last week but our judges wanted us to kick off with this wonderful meme from Tomi (at top and below). Absolutely BEWDIFUL! But back now to the sad reality of the rapid

Is Dave right about Albo’s balls?

Is Dave right about Albo’s balls?
Sticking with domestic issues for this first look at our very smelly but popular Xcrements-of-the-Week, our judges couldn’t go past draping the winner’s purple sash around the virtual neck of Dave (at top and below) And we suspect most of youse BUGgers out there will agree with Dave as

Hanson plans to upstage Rudd

Hanson plans to upstage Rudd
IPSWICH: Leader of Australia’s white indigenous peoples, Queensland Senator Aunty Pauline Hanson, says she is preparing to issue a national apology that will “go much further” than the historic statement made by former prime minister Kevin Rudd in 2008. The leader of the crumbedwhiting people of the batteredsav nation who