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Palestinians feel for Netanyahu

Palestinians feel for Netanyahu

GAZA CITY: Palestinians in what was once Gaza have rallied to support Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu following his emotional statements on the personal toll his wars against Hamas terrorists and now Iran are taking on him and his family. During a news conference in front of an Israeli hospital
The No-Hope Dope who simply can’t Cope!

The No-Hope Dope who simply can’t Cope!

Some questions first. If Peter Dutton had won the election and attended the G7 in Canada as our prime minister, would anyone at Sky LNPNews have described his attendance as “weird”? If Peter Dutton had won the election and attended the G7 in Canada as our prime minister, would anyone
Murdoch’s tribute falls flat

Murdoch’s tribute falls flat

WASHINGTON DC: It has been revealed that a plan by media mogul Rupert Murdoch to pay a personal tribute to US President Donald Trump was hastily scrubbed from the program of the large military parade in Washington DC last weekend. The parade, supposedly arranged to mark the 250th birthday of
Are Herald’s mid-week days numbered?

Are Herald’s mid-week days numbered?

Weekday editions of The Sydney Morning Herald look very much on life-support whenever that decent, caring, generous humanitarian Gerry Harvey decides not to advertise his Hardly Normal stores. At left, above, is Tuesday’s Herald, a 40-page book with just over four pages of advertising, including a full page for STAN,
Court sketch expert flies home

Court sketch expert flies home

WHOTHEFUCKISTHATMEANTTOBE?: MELBOURNE: As the triple-murder trial of Victorian woman Erin Patterson winds down with final arguments being presented by prosecution and defence legal teams, an internationally renowned courtroom portraiture tutor will today fly out of Australia and head back home to Spain to await her next engagement. Cecilia
Plea to media arse-lickers everywhere!

Plea to media arse-lickers everywhere!

“Please don’t give up! There’s still almost two weeks of June left and we can assure journalists everywhere that our uncoveted Janet Albrechtsen Trophy is still very much up for grabs.” That was our senior judge responding to rumours circulating on social mediocre that the front-page splash on a recent

Palestinians feel for Netanyahu

Palestinians feel for Netanyahu
GAZA CITY: Palestinians in what was once Gaza have rallied to support Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu following his emotional statements on the personal toll his wars against Hamas terrorists and now Iran are taking on him and his family. During a news conference in front of an Israeli hospital

The No-Hope Dope who simply can’t Cope!

The No-Hope Dope who simply can’t Cope!
Some questions first. If Peter Dutton had won the election and attended the G7 in Canada as our prime minister, would anyone at Sky LNPNews have described his attendance as “weird”? If Peter Dutton had won the election and attended the G7 in Canada as our prime minister, would anyone

Murdoch’s tribute falls flat

Murdoch’s tribute falls flat
WASHINGTON DC: It has been revealed that a plan by media mogul Rupert Murdoch to pay a personal tribute to US President Donald Trump was hastily scrubbed from the program of the large military parade in Washington DC last weekend. The parade, supposedly arranged to mark the 250th birthday of

Are Herald’s mid-week days numbered?

Are Herald’s mid-week days numbered?
Weekday editions of The Sydney Morning Herald look very much on life-support whenever that decent, caring, generous humanitarian Gerry Harvey decides not to advertise his Hardly Normal stores. At left, above, is Tuesday’s Herald, a 40-page book with just over four pages of advertising, including a full page for STAN,

Court sketch expert flies home

Court sketch expert flies home
WHOTHEFUCKISTHATMEANTTOBE?: MELBOURNE: As the triple-murder trial of Victorian woman Erin Patterson winds down with final arguments being presented by prosecution and defence legal teams, an internationally renowned courtroom portraiture tutor will today fly out of Australia and head back home to Spain to await her next engagement. Cecilia

Plea to media arse-lickers everywhere!

Plea to media arse-lickers everywhere!
“Please don’t give up! There’s still almost two weeks of June left and we can assure journalists everywhere that our uncoveted Janet Albrechtsen Trophy is still very much up for grabs.” That was our senior judge responding to rumours circulating on social mediocre that the front-page splash on a recent