An online meeting of senior Liberal Party strategists has confirmed that the party can best address its devastating defeat at the 3 May election by shifting even further to the right of the political spectrum. The meeting of Liberal Party activists (main picture) was convened to discuss a way forward
Our judges couldn’t help but focus on the various dopefuls seeking top-dog status in the Liberal and National parties over the next day or two and on that basis decided to highlight the work of Metta Bhavana, etc, etc, (top and below) having fun with who The Bug suspects will
In the wake of the thrashing dealt the Liberal Party at the 3 May federal election, its advertising agency, otherwise known as News Crap Australia, has been trying to determine what went wrong and why voters did not follow its repeated decrees to elect Peter Dutton as the nation’s prime
If she ever hears it, that is Know what really gives the washed-up, bitter, old hacks who compile this column the absolute and total shits? It’s knowing that regardless of the countless mainstream mediocre clangers we’ve exposed over the years, it’s a pretty safe bet that many
National optometry chain Specsavers says it faces collapse following last Saturday’s federal election and the re-election of the Albanese Government. Company spokesperson, Con Junctiva, said a huge upsurge in the past week of new customers seeking eye tests presented “a double-edge sword” for the chain. “While it’s good to have
…that I’ve gotten things terribly wong! Like a drunk standing up at their first AA meeting, I have a confession that simply must be shared with my reader. More or less addicted to being a Labor supporter most of my adult life, I’m now very ashamed that I
Sussan Ley, Angus Taylor and the other bloke, Dave or Dan, have all thrown their hats in to the ring to challenge for the Liberal leadership. The vacancy arises after former leader, Peter Dutton, was comprehensively thrashed at the last election. ”Ah, look, whoever wins doesn’t really matter in the
Australia’s #auspol tragics have been left disappointed today after what they thought was a sign of a new Coalition leader, a puff of white smoke emanating from the Coalition party room turned out to just be Barnaby Joyce smashing a new vape. ”Yeah, my bad, didn’t realise this guava blueberry
Sky News Australia’s leading poll expert, Sharri Markson, has told her viewers, all 6 of them, that internal polls leaked to her reveal that the former member for Dickson, Peter Dutton, will be declared Pope at this week’s Conclave. ”I have it on very good authority that what you read
Australia’s leading numerologist and as it stands interim leader of the Liberal party, Sussan Ley, has thrown her hat into the ring to become full-time leader by telling colleagues that she will make the party great again by adding an extra L to the Lliberals. ”It’s fair to say last
Low-rating news channel, Sky News Australia, have taken a break from mourning the loss of their idol, Peter Dutton, to wonder how their viewers, all 10 of them, didn’t swing the election in the Coalition’s favour. ”It baffles me, I mean it really baffles me,” pondered election result denialist, Andrew
Coalition backbenchers despairing at the dreadful election loss delivered by their leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton, have spent the day googling how to polish a turd in anticipation of shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor challenging for the leadership. ”It was always a risk putting Peter in the top job, but
An online meeting of senior Liberal Party strategists has confirmed that the party can best address its devastating defeat at the 3 May election by shifting even further to the right of the political spectrum. The meeting of Liberal Party activists (main picture) was convened to discuss a way forward
Our judges couldn’t help but focus on the various dopefuls seeking top-dog status in the Liberal and National parties over the next day or two and on that basis decided to highlight the work of Metta Bhavana, etc, etc, (top and below) having fun with who The Bug suspects will
In the wake of the thrashing dealt the Liberal Party at the 3 May federal election, its advertising agency, otherwise known as News Crap Australia, has been trying to determine what went wrong and why voters did not follow its repeated decrees to elect Peter Dutton as the nation’s prime
If she ever hears it, that is Know what really gives the washed-up, bitter, old hacks who compile this column the absolute and total shits? It’s knowing that regardless of the countless mainstream mediocre clangers we’ve exposed over the years, it’s a pretty safe bet that many
National optometry chain Specsavers says it faces collapse following last Saturday’s federal election and the re-election of the Albanese Government. Company spokesperson, Con Junctiva, said a huge upsurge in the past week of new customers seeking eye tests presented “a double-edge sword” for the chain. “While it’s good to have
…that I’ve gotten things terribly wong! Like a drunk standing up at their first AA meeting, I have a confession that simply must be shared with my reader. More or less addicted to being a Labor supporter most of my adult life, I’m now very ashamed that I
Sussan Ley, Angus Taylor and the other bloke, Dave or Dan, have all thrown their hats in to the ring to challenge for the Liberal leadership. The vacancy arises after former leader, Peter Dutton, was comprehensively thrashed at the last election. ”Ah, look, whoever wins doesn’t really matter in the
Australia’s #auspol tragics have been left disappointed today after what they thought was a sign of a new Coalition leader, a puff of white smoke emanating from the Coalition party room turned out to just be Barnaby Joyce smashing a new vape. ”Yeah, my bad, didn’t realise this guava blueberry
Sky News Australia’s leading poll expert, Sharri Markson, has told her viewers, all 6 of them, that internal polls leaked to her reveal that the former member for Dickson, Peter Dutton, will be declared Pope at this week’s Conclave. ”I have it on very good authority that what you read
Australia’s leading numerologist and as it stands interim leader of the Liberal party, Sussan Ley, has thrown her hat into the ring to become full-time leader by telling colleagues that she will make the party great again by adding an extra L to the Lliberals. ”It’s fair to say last
Low-rating news channel, Sky News Australia, have taken a break from mourning the loss of their idol, Peter Dutton, to wonder how their viewers, all 10 of them, didn’t swing the election in the Coalition’s favour. ”It baffles me, I mean it really baffles me,” pondered election result denialist, Andrew
Coalition backbenchers despairing at the dreadful election loss delivered by their leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton, have spent the day googling how to polish a turd in anticipation of shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor challenging for the leadership. ”It was always a risk putting Peter in the top job, but