A Sydney man staring idly at the pricey wares on offer in an Eastern Suburbs artisanal bakery is currently wishing that he was wealthy enough to afford to eat like a subsistence farmer from the Renaissance. “You must have had to have made a fortune in the tulip craze to
The judges of this column despair some times over the grim reality that each of these excretal examinations week after week, month after month, could focus completely on the antics of Yam Tits, Captain Bone Spurs, the Tangarine Shitgibbon, The Moron of Mar-a-Largo, Diaper Donald, Demented Donnie, etc, etc. And
THE COURTS: PERTH: An amateur criminologist says he has evidence strong enough to strike out the guilty verdict a jury yesterday handed down against Erin Patterson in the 10-week “mushroom murder” trial in the small Victorian country town of Morwell. Vernon Snerd (main picture) who describes himself as
Producers of Australian reality tv show, I’m a celeb get me out of here, have been forced to go back to the drawing board with casting, after mushroom killer, Erin Patterson, was convicted in a court of law of three counts of murder. ”This is a complete disaster, I mean
… to a kiddy-killing war criminal! Before we start plopping all sorts of putrid xcrement on you, dear reader, on the topic du jour, just a little bit of editorialising if you don’t mind? The Bug believes there are countless fine, decent and honourable Jewish people
WASHINGTON DC: US President Donald Trump has abandoned plans to designate a young American boy as the next Dalai Lama and will soon name himself as the new spiritual leader of the world’s Tibetan Buddhists. A White House source said the President would not wait for the current and 14th
The ABC has announced that they will offer counselling to all employees after their News Breakfast program was forced to interview a Government Minister instead of their preferred option of an Opposition spokesperson. ”It is indeed a dark day for the ABC that we had to speak to a Minister
ANTISEMITISM: CANBERRA: A senior federal public servant says he needs “a lot more time” to complete his work seeking to identify the source of community anxiety about a perceived lack of action on incidents of antisemitism across Australia. In the aftermath of an episode on Friday night in
Is it possible to put a monetary value on any damage done to Donald Trump’s reputation and standing? Or even to compensate him for hurt feelings? These questions sprang to what’s left of my mind as I’ve tried to work out why Paramount in the US has agreed to pay
Low rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has demanded that Australia’s Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, get back to work and produce an even bigger beautiful bill in response to US President, Donald Trump’s big beautiful bill. ”Our viewers, all 7 of them, are demanding a response form the Albanese Government
Maverick MP, Bob Katter, has applauded American President Donald Trump’s decision to open an alligator Alcatraz and demanded that Australian PM Anthony Albanese follows suit and opens a crocodile correctional centre in Northern Queensland. ”Old Donny boy has the right idea by rounding up all the bloody alligators and putting
NSW’s beleaguered train network has put out a statement to warn that the State’s run of inclement weather could lead to travel delays or actual improvements to the service. They can’t clarify which as they genuinely have no idea. ”Look, I’d say expect delays but you know the trains may
A Sydney man staring idly at the pricey wares on offer in an Eastern Suburbs artisanal bakery is currently wishing that he was wealthy enough to afford to eat like a subsistence farmer from the Renaissance. “You must have had to have made a fortune in the tulip craze to
The judges of this column despair some times over the grim reality that each of these excretal examinations week after week, month after month, could focus completely on the antics of Yam Tits, Captain Bone Spurs, the Tangarine Shitgibbon, The Moron of Mar-a-Largo, Diaper Donald, Demented Donnie, etc, etc. And
THE COURTS: PERTH: An amateur criminologist says he has evidence strong enough to strike out the guilty verdict a jury yesterday handed down against Erin Patterson in the 10-week “mushroom murder” trial in the small Victorian country town of Morwell. Vernon Snerd (main picture) who describes himself as
Producers of Australian reality tv show, I’m a celeb get me out of here, have been forced to go back to the drawing board with casting, after mushroom killer, Erin Patterson, was convicted in a court of law of three counts of murder. ”This is a complete disaster, I mean
… to a kiddy-killing war criminal! Before we start plopping all sorts of putrid xcrement on you, dear reader, on the topic du jour, just a little bit of editorialising if you don’t mind? The Bug believes there are countless fine, decent and honourable Jewish people
WASHINGTON DC: US President Donald Trump has abandoned plans to designate a young American boy as the next Dalai Lama and will soon name himself as the new spiritual leader of the world’s Tibetan Buddhists. A White House source said the President would not wait for the current and 14th
The ABC has announced that they will offer counselling to all employees after their News Breakfast program was forced to interview a Government Minister instead of their preferred option of an Opposition spokesperson. ”It is indeed a dark day for the ABC that we had to speak to a Minister
ANTISEMITISM: CANBERRA: A senior federal public servant says he needs “a lot more time” to complete his work seeking to identify the source of community anxiety about a perceived lack of action on incidents of antisemitism across Australia. In the aftermath of an episode on Friday night in
Is it possible to put a monetary value on any damage done to Donald Trump’s reputation and standing? Or even to compensate him for hurt feelings? These questions sprang to what’s left of my mind as I’ve tried to work out why Paramount in the US has agreed to pay
Low rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has demanded that Australia’s Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, get back to work and produce an even bigger beautiful bill in response to US President, Donald Trump’s big beautiful bill. ”Our viewers, all 7 of them, are demanding a response form the Albanese Government
Maverick MP, Bob Katter, has applauded American President Donald Trump’s decision to open an alligator Alcatraz and demanded that Australian PM Anthony Albanese follows suit and opens a crocodile correctional centre in Northern Queensland. ”Old Donny boy has the right idea by rounding up all the bloody alligators and putting
NSW’s beleaguered train network has put out a statement to warn that the State’s run of inclement weather could lead to travel delays or actual improvements to the service. They can’t clarify which as they genuinely have no idea. ”Look, I’d say expect delays but you know the trains may