A Sydney man staring idly at the pricey wares on offer in an Eastern Suburbs artisanal bakery is currently wishing that he was wealthy enough to afford to eat like a subsistence farmer from the Renaissance. “You must have had to have made a fortune in the tulip craze to
Producers of Australian reality tv show, I’m a celeb get me out of here, have been forced to go back to the drawing board with casting, after mushroom killer, Erin Patterson, was convicted in a court of law of three counts of murder. ”This is a complete disaster, I mean
The ABC has announced that they will offer counselling to all employees after their News Breakfast program was forced to interview a Government Minister instead of their preferred option of an Opposition spokesperson. ”It is indeed a dark day for the ABC that we had to speak to a Minister
Low rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has demanded that Australia’s Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, get back to work and produce an even bigger beautiful bill in response to US President, Donald Trump’s big beautiful bill. ”Our viewers, all 7 of them, are demanding a response form the Albanese Government
Maverick MP, Bob Katter, has applauded American President Donald Trump’s decision to open an alligator Alcatraz and demanded that Australian PM Anthony Albanese follows suit and opens a crocodile correctional centre in Northern Queensland. ”Old Donny boy has the right idea by rounding up all the bloody alligators and putting
NSW’s beleaguered train network has put out a statement to warn that the State’s run of inclement weather could lead to travel delays or actual improvements to the service. They can’t clarify which as they genuinely have no idea. ”Look, I’d say expect delays but you know the trains may
A Sydney man staring idly at the pricey wares on offer in an Eastern Suburbs artisanal bakery is currently wishing that he was wealthy enough to afford to eat like a subsistence farmer from the Renaissance. “You must have had to have made a fortune in the tulip craze to
Producers of Australian reality tv show, I’m a celeb get me out of here, have been forced to go back to the drawing board with casting, after mushroom killer, Erin Patterson, was convicted in a court of law of three counts of murder. ”This is a complete disaster, I mean
The ABC has announced that they will offer counselling to all employees after their News Breakfast program was forced to interview a Government Minister instead of their preferred option of an Opposition spokesperson. ”It is indeed a dark day for the ABC that we had to speak to a Minister
Low rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has demanded that Australia’s Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, get back to work and produce an even bigger beautiful bill in response to US President, Donald Trump’s big beautiful bill. ”Our viewers, all 7 of them, are demanding a response form the Albanese Government
Maverick MP, Bob Katter, has applauded American President Donald Trump’s decision to open an alligator Alcatraz and demanded that Australian PM Anthony Albanese follows suit and opens a crocodile correctional centre in Northern Queensland. ”Old Donny boy has the right idea by rounding up all the bloody alligators and putting
NSW’s beleaguered train network has put out a statement to warn that the State’s run of inclement weather could lead to travel delays or actual improvements to the service. They can’t clarify which as they genuinely have no idea. ”Look, I’d say expect delays but you know the trains may
