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Office Extrovert Can’t Grab A Biscuit At Morning Tea Without Announcing She’s ‘Being Naughty’

Office Extrovert Can’t Grab A Biscuit At Morning Tea Without Announcing She’s ‘Being Naughty’

CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTAn office extrovert has once again reminded her colleagues that she is, in fact, “being naughty”, simply by eating a biscuit. Sue Walters (56), has allegedly made this same declaration every single morning tea since starting at Betoota Heights Insurance Solutions 20 years ago.  Despite, being the main
“Forgive Me, Father, For I Have Sinned” Says Dad Dosing Toddler With Panadol Before Daycare

“Forgive Me, Father, For I Have Sinned” Says Dad Dosing Toddler With Panadol Before Daycare

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local father sought absolution yesterday morning after committing what he describes as a necessary evil, administering 5mL of children’s paracetamol to his borderline feverish toddler before drop-off at daycare. The father, 34-year-old Matt Henderson, admitted to the act while fastening his screaming daughter,

Office Extrovert Can’t Grab A Biscuit At Morning Tea Without Announcing She’s ‘Being Naughty’

Office Extrovert Can’t Grab A Biscuit At Morning Tea Without Announcing She’s ‘Being Naughty’
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTAn office extrovert has once again reminded her colleagues that she is, in fact, “being naughty”, simply by eating a biscuit. Sue Walters (56), has allegedly made this same declaration every single morning tea since starting at Betoota Heights Insurance Solutions 20 years ago.  Despite, being the main

“Forgive Me, Father, For I Have Sinned” Says Dad Dosing Toddler With Panadol Before Daycare

“Forgive Me, Father, For I Have Sinned” Says Dad Dosing Toddler With Panadol Before Daycare
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local father sought absolution yesterday morning after committing what he describes as a necessary evil, administering 5mL of children’s paracetamol to his borderline feverish toddler before drop-off at daycare. The father, 34-year-old Matt Henderson, admitted to the act while fastening his screaming daughter,