PERTH: The West Australian Cricket Association has been left badly out of pocket after exceptionally disappointing crowd numbers have turned up at Optus Stadium today to watch the fifth and final day’s play of the Australia/England Ashes Test opener. Want to be alerted immediately a new blog hits Australia’s
We’ve learnt our lesson after devoting yesterday’s first look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week to machine-gun motormouth White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt’s defence of her Orange Oaf of a boss – half of our readership deserted us and we can only keep our fingers crossed that we haven’t lost both for
* No, not that one. CANBERRA: Former National Party leader and deputy prime minister, Barnaby Joyce, has been picked for Australia’s national gymnastics team. A Gymnastics Australia spokesperson admitted it was unusual for a person of Mr Joyce’s age and physical state with no background in the sport to be
Australia’s racist Aunty, Pauline Hanson, has been sent home from work early after hitting the Christmas sherry a little hard at lunch and then heading to work dressed up in a burqa. ”Aunty went to lunch with Uncle Barnaby and they had maybe a few too many bevvy’s and not
… but, hey, we already knew that and a third of America would still vote for him! A large slice of this first look at The Bug‘s much-loved Xcrements-of-the-Week review is devoted to that amazing White House press secretary Caroline Leavitt. Isn’t she remarkable? She could
KYIV: Ukraine’s leader President Volodymyr Zelenskyy has announced his resignation as part of a new plan claimed to guarantee Ukraine’s victory in its war with Russia. The plan will see Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu assume leadership of the nation that will be renamed from Ukraine to North Israel. (main
Billionaire, James ‘Don’t Call Me Jamie’ Packer, has appeared on a podcast to have a sook and attack multi-election winning Premier, Dan Andrews, after the Premier dare asked lil’ Jamie’s company, Crown, to pay a bit of tax. ”It’s a bloody joke, I’m a Packer I don’t pay tax,” ranted
PERTH: Heavy police protection remains in place here for Brendon McCullum and Ben Stokes after numerous death threats were reportedly made against both men overnight. The Bug understands the England Ashes coach and the side’s captain remain in secure lockdown at their hotel with dozens of uniformed and plainclothes coppers
The Coalition’s leader in exile, lil’ Andy Hastie, is undecided on when he will stick the knife in to interim Coalition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, he is leaning towards doing so next year, as it will allow him to have a nice Christmas break. ”It’s not a matter of if,
Australia is set to meet their target of hitting net zero much earlier than 2050 after scientists managed to figure out how to channel the anger generated from low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, to power the grid. ”It’s early days yet but just last night the anger emanating from
Australia’s most popular racist bigot, Pauline Hanson, has reached out to Australia’s most popular drunk adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, to come over to her place and enjoy a fresh batch of prison wine that Pauline knocked up in her toilet. ”Barnaby and I have a lot in common, what with us
Sky News has taken a break from their crusade to have the Coalition bring back lead based petrol, to take aim at the Nation’s children. After news broke that schools were being closed due to sand being contaminated with asbestos. ”We are raising a generation of snowflakes,” raged Sky News
PERTH: The West Australian Cricket Association has been left badly out of pocket after exceptionally disappointing crowd numbers have turned up at Optus Stadium today to watch the fifth and final day’s play of the Australia/England Ashes Test opener. Want to be alerted immediately a new blog hits Australia’s
We’ve learnt our lesson after devoting yesterday’s first look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week to machine-gun motormouth White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt’s defence of her Orange Oaf of a boss – half of our readership deserted us and we can only keep our fingers crossed that we haven’t lost both for
* No, not that one. CANBERRA: Former National Party leader and deputy prime minister, Barnaby Joyce, has been picked for Australia’s national gymnastics team. A Gymnastics Australia spokesperson admitted it was unusual for a person of Mr Joyce’s age and physical state with no background in the sport to be
Australia’s racist Aunty, Pauline Hanson, has been sent home from work early after hitting the Christmas sherry a little hard at lunch and then heading to work dressed up in a burqa. ”Aunty went to lunch with Uncle Barnaby and they had maybe a few too many bevvy’s and not
… but, hey, we already knew that and a third of America would still vote for him! A large slice of this first look at The Bug‘s much-loved Xcrements-of-the-Week review is devoted to that amazing White House press secretary Caroline Leavitt. Isn’t she remarkable? She could
KYIV: Ukraine’s leader President Volodymyr Zelenskyy has announced his resignation as part of a new plan claimed to guarantee Ukraine’s victory in its war with Russia. The plan will see Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu assume leadership of the nation that will be renamed from Ukraine to North Israel. (main
Billionaire, James ‘Don’t Call Me Jamie’ Packer, has appeared on a podcast to have a sook and attack multi-election winning Premier, Dan Andrews, after the Premier dare asked lil’ Jamie’s company, Crown, to pay a bit of tax. ”It’s a bloody joke, I’m a Packer I don’t pay tax,” ranted
PERTH: Heavy police protection remains in place here for Brendon McCullum and Ben Stokes after numerous death threats were reportedly made against both men overnight. The Bug understands the England Ashes coach and the side’s captain remain in secure lockdown at their hotel with dozens of uniformed and plainclothes coppers
The Coalition’s leader in exile, lil’ Andy Hastie, is undecided on when he will stick the knife in to interim Coalition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, he is leaning towards doing so next year, as it will allow him to have a nice Christmas break. ”It’s not a matter of if,
Australia is set to meet their target of hitting net zero much earlier than 2050 after scientists managed to figure out how to channel the anger generated from low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, to power the grid. ”It’s early days yet but just last night the anger emanating from
Australia’s most popular racist bigot, Pauline Hanson, has reached out to Australia’s most popular drunk adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, to come over to her place and enjoy a fresh batch of prison wine that Pauline knocked up in her toilet. ”Barnaby and I have a lot in common, what with us
Sky News has taken a break from their crusade to have the Coalition bring back lead based petrol, to take aim at the Nation’s children. After news broke that schools were being closed due to sand being contaminated with asbestos. ”We are raising a generation of snowflakes,” raged Sky News
