CANBERRA: Shadow Treasurer, Ted O’Brien, has been rushed to hospital after severely injuring himself during a speech today at the National Press Club (NPC). In an appearance billed as a pitch to young Australians, the deputy leader of the federal Liberal Party and Queensland MP (main picture) outlined plans for
When we dedicated our first Xcrements-of-the-Week column on Monday to Donald Trump for his disgusting ‘Quiet. Quiet Piggy’ comment to a reporter, we suspect no-one out there in BUGland would have even remotely thought that was the worst thing this Mango Moron did last week. And, of course, we’re all
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, is tipped this week to end his long-running marriage to the Nationals and slink off into the arms of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation. ”I’m not going to confirm or deny anything, just that occasionally people fall out of love and seek
PERTH: The West Australian Cricket Association has been left badly out of pocket after exceptionally disappointing crowd numbers have turned up at Optus Stadium today to watch the fifth and final day’s play of the Australia/England Ashes Test opener. Want to be alerted immediately a new blog hits Australia’s
We’ve learnt our lesson after devoting yesterday’s first look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week to machine-gun motormouth White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt’s defence of her Orange Oaf of a boss – half of our readership deserted us and we can only keep our fingers crossed that we haven’t lost both for
* No, not that one. CANBERRA: Former National Party leader and deputy prime minister, Barnaby Joyce, has been picked for Australia’s national gymnastics team. A Gymnastics Australia spokesperson admitted it was unusual for a person of Mr Joyce’s age and physical state with no background in the sport to be
Australia’s racist Aunty, Pauline Hanson, has been sent home from work early after hitting the Christmas sherry a little hard at lunch and then heading to work dressed up in a burqa. ”Aunty went to lunch with Uncle Barnaby and they had maybe a few too many bevvy’s and not
… but, hey, we already knew that and a third of America would still vote for him! A large slice of this first look at The Bug‘s much-loved Xcrements-of-the-Week review is devoted to that amazing White House press secretary Caroline Leavitt. Isn’t she remarkable? She could
Billionaire, James ‘Don’t Call Me Jamie’ Packer, has appeared on a podcast to have a sook and attack multi-election winning Premier, Dan Andrews, after the Premier dare asked lil’ Jamie’s company, Crown, to pay a bit of tax. ”It’s a bloody joke, I’m a Packer I don’t pay tax,” ranted
The Coalition’s leader in exile, lil’ Andy Hastie, is undecided on when he will stick the knife in to interim Coalition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, he is leaning towards doing so next year, as it will allow him to have a nice Christmas break. ”It’s not a matter of if,
Australia is set to meet their target of hitting net zero much earlier than 2050 after scientists managed to figure out how to channel the anger generated from low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, to power the grid. ”It’s early days yet but just last night the anger emanating from
Australia’s most popular racist bigot, Pauline Hanson, has reached out to Australia’s most popular drunk adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, to come over to her place and enjoy a fresh batch of prison wine that Pauline knocked up in her toilet. ”Barnaby and I have a lot in common, what with us
CANBERRA: Shadow Treasurer, Ted O’Brien, has been rushed to hospital after severely injuring himself during a speech today at the National Press Club (NPC). In an appearance billed as a pitch to young Australians, the deputy leader of the federal Liberal Party and Queensland MP (main picture) outlined plans for
When we dedicated our first Xcrements-of-the-Week column on Monday to Donald Trump for his disgusting ‘Quiet. Quiet Piggy’ comment to a reporter, we suspect no-one out there in BUGland would have even remotely thought that was the worst thing this Mango Moron did last week. And, of course, we’re all
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, is tipped this week to end his long-running marriage to the Nationals and slink off into the arms of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation. ”I’m not going to confirm or deny anything, just that occasionally people fall out of love and seek
PERTH: The West Australian Cricket Association has been left badly out of pocket after exceptionally disappointing crowd numbers have turned up at Optus Stadium today to watch the fifth and final day’s play of the Australia/England Ashes Test opener. Want to be alerted immediately a new blog hits Australia’s
We’ve learnt our lesson after devoting yesterday’s first look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week to machine-gun motormouth White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt’s defence of her Orange Oaf of a boss – half of our readership deserted us and we can only keep our fingers crossed that we haven’t lost both for
* No, not that one. CANBERRA: Former National Party leader and deputy prime minister, Barnaby Joyce, has been picked for Australia’s national gymnastics team. A Gymnastics Australia spokesperson admitted it was unusual for a person of Mr Joyce’s age and physical state with no background in the sport to be
Australia’s racist Aunty, Pauline Hanson, has been sent home from work early after hitting the Christmas sherry a little hard at lunch and then heading to work dressed up in a burqa. ”Aunty went to lunch with Uncle Barnaby and they had maybe a few too many bevvy’s and not
… but, hey, we already knew that and a third of America would still vote for him! A large slice of this first look at The Bug‘s much-loved Xcrements-of-the-Week review is devoted to that amazing White House press secretary Caroline Leavitt. Isn’t she remarkable? She could
Billionaire, James ‘Don’t Call Me Jamie’ Packer, has appeared on a podcast to have a sook and attack multi-election winning Premier, Dan Andrews, after the Premier dare asked lil’ Jamie’s company, Crown, to pay a bit of tax. ”It’s a bloody joke, I’m a Packer I don’t pay tax,” ranted
The Coalition’s leader in exile, lil’ Andy Hastie, is undecided on when he will stick the knife in to interim Coalition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, he is leaning towards doing so next year, as it will allow him to have a nice Christmas break. ”It’s not a matter of if,
Australia is set to meet their target of hitting net zero much earlier than 2050 after scientists managed to figure out how to channel the anger generated from low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, to power the grid. ”It’s early days yet but just last night the anger emanating from
Australia’s most popular racist bigot, Pauline Hanson, has reached out to Australia’s most popular drunk adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, to come over to her place and enjoy a fresh batch of prison wine that Pauline knocked up in her toilet. ”Barnaby and I have a lot in common, what with us
