You BUGgers out there have been around long enough to know this column loves to put the boot in when a bloke is down and wounded, in some cases hopefully fatally. Which means this second look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week concentres once more on Yam Tits/Orange Mussolini/The Tangarine Shitgibbon/Captain Bone Spurs/Demented
NUUK: Greenland’s Prime Minister, Jens-Frederik Nielsen, (left in main picture) has been forced to retract a jocular statement he made about US President Donald Trump’s mental capacity. “In my previous comment I was clearly suggesting that the President (far right and at right in main picture) lacks any comprehension of
Many editions of The Bug‘s Xcrements-of-the-Week over the years have devoted themselves entirely to the comments, antics and actions of the one and only Yam Tits/Orange Mussolini/The Tangarine Shitgibbon/Captain Bone Spurs/Demented Donny/Diaper Don/The Moron of Mar-a-Lago/TACOman/ etc. etc, etc, etc. As does this one, but none before it have given
AUSTRALIAN OF THE YEAR: The head of the judging panel for The Bug‘s prestigious Australian of the Year Award, Morrie Bezzle, says he can guarantee there will be no repeat of the chaos – nor the death and injury toll – that accompanied the ceremony in Brisbane last year where
A vigil at the bedside of Lord Downer of Adelaide Hills is entering its second day at his family seat Pout House after Australia’s most beloved aristocrat fell ill suddenly on Saturday morning. A senior under-butler at Pout House said Lord Downer had been in high spirits yesterday morning as
Coalition Tea Lady has been awarded the 2025 Elon Musk trophy for xcretal excellence. CTL (our own version of the dear lady, below very left) has once again proved the perfect virtual pooper with putrid contributions plopped throughout last year into our rancid prize barrel and many
Australia’s most popular party (allegedly), One Nation, has called for a nation wide ban on writer’s festivals, claiming that they discriminate against those voters who are unable to read or write. ”I’ve had a bloody gutful of these so-called writers flaunting their ability to read and write in people’s faces,”
2026 has started with a bang for the fringe, extreme right party, One Nation, with 9 out of 10 adulterers nominating them as their party of choice to lead the country. ”Pauline tells it like it is and Barnaby is a man’s man,” said serial adulterer Fred Twophones. ”Barnaby is
American authorities have today revealed that the much speculated upon Epstein files are nothing more than a list of countries that the United States should invade. ”Democrats and other bad people have tried for years to smear, Me, Donald Trump, with these Epstein files,” said the President. ”They said all
One Nation’s spokesperson for foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has released a statement that says that while he’s not sure why Donald Trump chose to invade Voo Voo Zella (sic) he supports him none the less. ”Look, I’m not sure why Donald would want a bloody Voo Voo Zella but I
You BUGgers out there have been around long enough to know this column loves to put the boot in when a bloke is down and wounded, in some cases hopefully fatally. Which means this second look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week concentres once more on Yam Tits/Orange Mussolini/The Tangarine Shitgibbon/Captain Bone Spurs/Demented
NUUK: Greenland’s Prime Minister, Jens-Frederik Nielsen, (left in main picture) has been forced to retract a jocular statement he made about US President Donald Trump’s mental capacity. “In my previous comment I was clearly suggesting that the President (far right and at right in main picture) lacks any comprehension of
Many editions of The Bug‘s Xcrements-of-the-Week over the years have devoted themselves entirely to the comments, antics and actions of the one and only Yam Tits/Orange Mussolini/The Tangarine Shitgibbon/Captain Bone Spurs/Demented Donny/Diaper Don/The Moron of Mar-a-Lago/TACOman/ etc. etc, etc, etc. As does this one, but none before it have given
AUSTRALIAN OF THE YEAR: The head of the judging panel for The Bug‘s prestigious Australian of the Year Award, Morrie Bezzle, says he can guarantee there will be no repeat of the chaos – nor the death and injury toll – that accompanied the ceremony in Brisbane last year where
A vigil at the bedside of Lord Downer of Adelaide Hills is entering its second day at his family seat Pout House after Australia’s most beloved aristocrat fell ill suddenly on Saturday morning. A senior under-butler at Pout House said Lord Downer had been in high spirits yesterday morning as
Coalition Tea Lady has been awarded the 2025 Elon Musk trophy for xcretal excellence. CTL (our own version of the dear lady, below very left) has once again proved the perfect virtual pooper with putrid contributions plopped throughout last year into our rancid prize barrel and many
Australia’s most popular party (allegedly), One Nation, has called for a nation wide ban on writer’s festivals, claiming that they discriminate against those voters who are unable to read or write. ”I’ve had a bloody gutful of these so-called writers flaunting their ability to read and write in people’s faces,”
2026 has started with a bang for the fringe, extreme right party, One Nation, with 9 out of 10 adulterers nominating them as their party of choice to lead the country. ”Pauline tells it like it is and Barnaby is a man’s man,” said serial adulterer Fred Twophones. ”Barnaby is
American authorities have today revealed that the much speculated upon Epstein files are nothing more than a list of countries that the United States should invade. ”Democrats and other bad people have tried for years to smear, Me, Donald Trump, with these Epstein files,” said the President. ”They said all
One Nation’s spokesperson for foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has released a statement that says that while he’s not sure why Donald Trump chose to invade Voo Voo Zella (sic) he supports him none the less. ”Look, I’m not sure why Donald would want a bloody Voo Voo Zella but I
