TAMWORTH, NSW: Maverick Lower House MP Barnaby Joyce has announced he is quitting Aunty Pauline’s white indigenous One Nation grouping – just days after joining it – after discovering that the party’s meeting room in Parliament House does not have a drinks fridge. Want to be alerted immediately a
AUKUS DEAL: WASHINGTON, DC: The White House has belatedly revealed a key detail emerging from this week’s high-level discussions between Australian and US decision-makers on the AUKUS pact. Australia’s Deputy Prime Minister and Defence Minister, Richard Marles, and Foreign Minister, Senator Penny Wong, have been in Washington to discuss with
The column that has fun with the smaller mistakes and missteps of Australia’s mainstream mediocre; that pays homage to those sweet little fishes that individually don’t amount to a full meal but collectively can cause a tummy upset over the overall state of the once great and noble craft of
Australia’s creepiest freaks are tipped to bandy together and challenge the Government’s decision to ban under 16’s from social media, claiming it impinges on their rites. ”The Government can’t take this away from us, who will we chat with online?” Asked an anonymous creep on Reddit. ”What do they expect
CANBERRA: Barnaby Joyce has been officially welcomed to Pauline Hanson’s One Nation Party at a special induction ceremony performed by Senator Hanson herself. After taking a special oath administered to all new One Nation MPs by Ms Hanson, Mr Joyce surrendered his official Liberal-National coalition racist dog whistle and was
In yesterday’s first look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week, we largely covered excretal offerings about how the tandrum-throwing toddler also know as President Donald Trump conned FIFA, the world football body, – well, at least its president – into given him a risible and totally undeserved peace award. Our putrid xcrement prize
Australians have sent a massive thank you to serial adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, for making them laugh in the lead up to Christmas, with his claim that he will bring family values to One Nation. ”That Barnaby, gee he makes me laugh, family values, which family is it this week Barno?”
The Australien Government has made an ad about the Social Media Ban for Under-16s, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative.Links to sources, references and credits in the video description!
FORMULA ONE: BRISBANE: A leading researcher says he is 100% confident that there has been no negative response among sports fans to the failure of Australian driver Oscar Piastri (main picture) to secure this year’s Formula One world championship. Britain’s Lando Norris secured enough points to clinch the F1 world
One Nation leader (for now), Pauline Hanson and Australia’s most prominent adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, have announced that they will be getting together to record a Christmas single: Six White Boomers. ”Barnaby and I were hitting the Friday night karaoke and we thought people need to hear more of our voices,”
A woman is in a critical condition in a Sydney hospital after taking an overdose of smug whilst declaring to her friends that she had completed all of her Christmas shopping several weeks before the event. “A female was admitted to intensive care with heightened levels of superiority in her
A local feline has expressed horror at the prospect of spending any of its next eight lives as the pet of the crazy cat lady it is living with in this life.
TAMWORTH, NSW: Maverick Lower House MP Barnaby Joyce has announced he is quitting Aunty Pauline’s white indigenous One Nation grouping – just days after joining it – after discovering that the party’s meeting room in Parliament House does not have a drinks fridge. Want to be alerted immediately a
AUKUS DEAL: WASHINGTON, DC: The White House has belatedly revealed a key detail emerging from this week’s high-level discussions between Australian and US decision-makers on the AUKUS pact. Australia’s Deputy Prime Minister and Defence Minister, Richard Marles, and Foreign Minister, Senator Penny Wong, have been in Washington to discuss with
The column that has fun with the smaller mistakes and missteps of Australia’s mainstream mediocre; that pays homage to those sweet little fishes that individually don’t amount to a full meal but collectively can cause a tummy upset over the overall state of the once great and noble craft of
Australia’s creepiest freaks are tipped to bandy together and challenge the Government’s decision to ban under 16’s from social media, claiming it impinges on their rites. ”The Government can’t take this away from us, who will we chat with online?” Asked an anonymous creep on Reddit. ”What do they expect
CANBERRA: Barnaby Joyce has been officially welcomed to Pauline Hanson’s One Nation Party at a special induction ceremony performed by Senator Hanson herself. After taking a special oath administered to all new One Nation MPs by Ms Hanson, Mr Joyce surrendered his official Liberal-National coalition racist dog whistle and was
In yesterday’s first look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week, we largely covered excretal offerings about how the tandrum-throwing toddler also know as President Donald Trump conned FIFA, the world football body, – well, at least its president – into given him a risible and totally undeserved peace award. Our putrid xcrement prize
Australians have sent a massive thank you to serial adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, for making them laugh in the lead up to Christmas, with his claim that he will bring family values to One Nation. ”That Barnaby, gee he makes me laugh, family values, which family is it this week Barno?”
The Australien Government has made an ad about the Social Media Ban for Under-16s, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative.Links to sources, references and credits in the video description!
FORMULA ONE: BRISBANE: A leading researcher says he is 100% confident that there has been no negative response among sports fans to the failure of Australian driver Oscar Piastri (main picture) to secure this year’s Formula One world championship. Britain’s Lando Norris secured enough points to clinch the F1 world
One Nation leader (for now), Pauline Hanson and Australia’s most prominent adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, have announced that they will be getting together to record a Christmas single: Six White Boomers. ”Barnaby and I were hitting the Friday night karaoke and we thought people need to hear more of our voices,”
A woman is in a critical condition in a Sydney hospital after taking an overdose of smug whilst declaring to her friends that she had completed all of her Christmas shopping several weeks before the event. “A female was admitted to intensive care with heightened levels of superiority in her
A local feline has expressed horror at the prospect of spending any of its next eight lives as the pet of the crazy cat lady it is living with in this life.
