WASHINGTON DC: It’s been revealed that the results of the recent highly unusual second medical examination in six months of US President Donald Trump could be part of a major cover-up of a serious mystery ailment he is suffering. Doubts have been cast on the veracity of the results of
Following Donald Trump’s boast that Israel has “put to good use” the bombs he gave Bibi Netanyahu and his Zionist buddies to conduct genocide in Gaza these past two years, we reluctantly – well, not really! – continue this column with more xcreta plopped on the Mango Moron and his
Australian Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, has had his phone number leaked after thieves broke into Redeye records and stole their order book. ”I’m not happy about this,” said the PM. ”Not only is my number out in the open, but with the order book gone so’s my chance to
If I ever had any doubts as to whether or not this world of ours is headed to hell in a handbasket, Trump’s overnight speech to the Israeli Knesset blew them away. In 75 years on this planet, I’ve heard some so-called world leaders sprout some dreadfully awful, putrid, vomit-inducing,
GAZA’S FUTURE: CAIRO: Former UK prime minister, Sir Tony Blair, (main picture) says he is ready to play a major role in setting a future course for Gaza following the ceasefire deal between Israel and Hamas. Speaking at the conclusion of the international peace conference in Cairo hosted by Egyptian
Sussan Ley’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has demanded that the Albanese Government hold a parliamentary enquiry into adult star, Bonnie Blue’s 1057 men sex stunt. ”We need to get to the bottom of what this Bonnie Blue is really after,” said the member for New England. ”I
That’s a very good question asked by our much-loved and long-term favourite xcreta Coalition Tea Lady, selected by our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges for blue riband glory this week. The answer, CTL? Probably no sicker that the rest of the extended Trump family and countless politicians and diplomats worldwide who are praising
GAZA CITY: Close to one million Palestinians have been trapped at Gaza’s fortified northern border with Israel after walking from the south of the territory searching for their homes. A United Nations’ spokesperson said a long line of Palestinians had started walking north when the Israel-Hamas ceasefire was announced. “Unfortunately
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan Ley, has told colleagues that she plans to arrest her falling popularity by adding an extra S to her name. ”People were very interested to hear why I am Sussan, not Susan,” said the interim leader. ”So, imagine how much interest they will have in me
What an honour and a privilege it is for theunaustralian.net to have me write for them today a column on who I think should be on Australia’s Mt Rushmore. The first face to be chiselled into the rock is of course, Gina Rinehart. Let’s face it, wherever we build
WASHINGTON DC: It’s been revealed that the results of the recent highly unusual second medical examination in six months of US President Donald Trump could be part of a major cover-up of a serious mystery ailment he is suffering. Doubts have been cast on the veracity of the results of
Following Donald Trump’s boast that Israel has “put to good use” the bombs he gave Bibi Netanyahu and his Zionist buddies to conduct genocide in Gaza these past two years, we reluctantly – well, not really! – continue this column with more xcreta plopped on the Mango Moron and his
Australian Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, has had his phone number leaked after thieves broke into Redeye records and stole their order book. ”I’m not happy about this,” said the PM. ”Not only is my number out in the open, but with the order book gone so’s my chance to
If I ever had any doubts as to whether or not this world of ours is headed to hell in a handbasket, Trump’s overnight speech to the Israeli Knesset blew them away. In 75 years on this planet, I’ve heard some so-called world leaders sprout some dreadfully awful, putrid, vomit-inducing,
GAZA’S FUTURE: CAIRO: Former UK prime minister, Sir Tony Blair, (main picture) says he is ready to play a major role in setting a future course for Gaza following the ceasefire deal between Israel and Hamas. Speaking at the conclusion of the international peace conference in Cairo hosted by Egyptian
Sussan Ley’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has demanded that the Albanese Government hold a parliamentary enquiry into adult star, Bonnie Blue’s 1057 men sex stunt. ”We need to get to the bottom of what this Bonnie Blue is really after,” said the member for New England. ”I
That’s a very good question asked by our much-loved and long-term favourite xcreta Coalition Tea Lady, selected by our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges for blue riband glory this week. The answer, CTL? Probably no sicker that the rest of the extended Trump family and countless politicians and diplomats worldwide who are praising
GAZA CITY: Close to one million Palestinians have been trapped at Gaza’s fortified northern border with Israel after walking from the south of the territory searching for their homes. A United Nations’ spokesperson said a long line of Palestinians had started walking north when the Israel-Hamas ceasefire was announced. “Unfortunately
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan Ley, has told colleagues that she plans to arrest her falling popularity by adding an extra S to her name. ”People were very interested to hear why I am Sussan, not Susan,” said the interim leader. ”So, imagine how much interest they will have in me
What an honour and a privilege it is for theunaustralian.net to have me write for them today a column on who I think should be on Australia’s Mt Rushmore. The first face to be chiselled into the rock is of course, Gina Rinehart. Let’s face it, wherever we build
