THE LAW: Australian lawyers say they fear a royal commission into the Bondi Beach shootings may be rushed. A range of practitioners attending Sydney’s permanent lawyers’ picnic including barrister Bill Ofcosts (main picture) expressed their view that it was important that any royal commission take an in-depth examination of the
Canberra: Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has bowed to growing pressure and will now hold a royal commission into the Bondi Beach massacre. Mr Albanese in a hastily arranged media call in the PM’s garden at Parliament House released the name of the RC here this morning and outlined its scope, objectives,
WASHINGTON, DC: Australia’s ambassador to the US, former prime minister Kevin Rudd, has rushed to the White House seeking urgent talks with Trump administration officials following comments by the US President on board Air Force One. A spokesperson for the Australian embassy in Washington said in the wake of Mr
American authorities have today revealed that the much speculated upon Epstein files are nothing more than a list of countries that the United States should invade. ”Democrats and other bad people have tried for years to smear, Me, Donald Trump, with these Epstein files,” said the President. ”They said all
Our Xcrements-of-the-Week judges would have probably bet their last dollar if they still had it that you BUGgers out there would have expected this column to devote itself entirely to the Tangarine Shitgibbon’s peace initiatives in Venezuela. But no! They’ve decided to highlight the enormous amount of xcrement that poured
Queensland Police say they have now identified how a Brisbane man sustained injuries in a series of falls at his home. A Queensland Police Service (QPS) spokesperson said the man whose name has not been released was found unconscious by neighbours and rushed to Royal Brisbane and Women’s Hospital where
One Nation’s spokesperson for foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has released a statement that says that while he’s not sure why Donald Trump chose to invade Voo Voo Zella (sic) he supports him none the less. ”Look, I’m not sure why Donald would want a bloody Voo Voo Zella but I
Just how much longer can a dithering, under-siege, Prime Minister resist calls for a real federal royal commission to uncover the grim extent of this pal of Palestine, this Hamas hero-worshipper, this two-state supporter, woke joke of a bloke’s role in inflaming the rapid rise of anti-semitism that clearly led
The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. 2025 has been a year of ups and downs, highs and lows and everything in between. We’ve had a Federal election which saw
A shire man suspects that a Christmas present and card that he received today from his mum and dad’s cat may not actually have been bought, wrapped up and written by
Retailers are celebrating this week after sales of lollies, puppies and white vans have surged following the implementation of the under 16’s social media ban. ”It’s been a great week at the shop, we’ve seen a heap of bigger guys all with neck beards for some reason pouring in
Australia’s creepiest freaks are tipped to bandy together and challenge the Government’s decision to ban under 16’s from social media, claiming it impinges on their rites. ”The Government can’t take this away from us, who will we chat with online?” Asked an anonymous creep on Reddit. ”What do they expect
THE LAW: Australian lawyers say they fear a royal commission into the Bondi Beach shootings may be rushed. A range of practitioners attending Sydney’s permanent lawyers’ picnic including barrister Bill Ofcosts (main picture) expressed their view that it was important that any royal commission take an in-depth examination of the
Canberra: Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has bowed to growing pressure and will now hold a royal commission into the Bondi Beach massacre. Mr Albanese in a hastily arranged media call in the PM’s garden at Parliament House released the name of the RC here this morning and outlined its scope, objectives,
WASHINGTON, DC: Australia’s ambassador to the US, former prime minister Kevin Rudd, has rushed to the White House seeking urgent talks with Trump administration officials following comments by the US President on board Air Force One. A spokesperson for the Australian embassy in Washington said in the wake of Mr
American authorities have today revealed that the much speculated upon Epstein files are nothing more than a list of countries that the United States should invade. ”Democrats and other bad people have tried for years to smear, Me, Donald Trump, with these Epstein files,” said the President. ”They said all
Our Xcrements-of-the-Week judges would have probably bet their last dollar if they still had it that you BUGgers out there would have expected this column to devote itself entirely to the Tangarine Shitgibbon’s peace initiatives in Venezuela. But no! They’ve decided to highlight the enormous amount of xcrement that poured
Queensland Police say they have now identified how a Brisbane man sustained injuries in a series of falls at his home. A Queensland Police Service (QPS) spokesperson said the man whose name has not been released was found unconscious by neighbours and rushed to Royal Brisbane and Women’s Hospital where
One Nation’s spokesperson for foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has released a statement that says that while he’s not sure why Donald Trump chose to invade Voo Voo Zella (sic) he supports him none the less. ”Look, I’m not sure why Donald would want a bloody Voo Voo Zella but I
Just how much longer can a dithering, under-siege, Prime Minister resist calls for a real federal royal commission to uncover the grim extent of this pal of Palestine, this Hamas hero-worshipper, this two-state supporter, woke joke of a bloke’s role in inflaming the rapid rise of anti-semitism that clearly led
The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. 2025 has been a year of ups and downs, highs and lows and everything in between. We’ve had a Federal election which saw
A shire man suspects that a Christmas present and card that he received today from his mum and dad’s cat may not actually have been bought, wrapped up and written by
Retailers are celebrating this week after sales of lollies, puppies and white vans have surged following the implementation of the under 16’s social media ban. ”It’s been a great week at the shop, we’ve seen a heap of bigger guys all with neck beards for some reason pouring in
Australia’s creepiest freaks are tipped to bandy together and challenge the Government’s decision to ban under 16’s from social media, claiming it impinges on their rites. ”The Government can’t take this away from us, who will we chat with online?” Asked an anonymous creep on Reddit. ”What do they expect
