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Barnaby Joyce makes it official

Barnaby Joyce makes it official

CANBERRA: Barnaby Joyce has been officially welcomed to Pauline Hanson’s One Nation Party at a special induction ceremony performed by Senator Hanson herself. After taking a special oath administered to all new One Nation MPs by Ms Hanson, Mr Joyce surrendered his official Liberal-National coalition racist dog whistle and was
The Trump dumpathon continues…

The Trump dumpathon continues…

In yesterday’s first look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week, we largely covered excretal offerings about how the tandrum-throwing toddler also know as President Donald Trump conned FIFA, the world football body, – well, at least its president – into given him a risible and totally undeserved peace award. Our putrid xcrement prize
Expert sees no Piastri backfire

Expert sees no Piastri backfire

FORMULA ONE: BRISBANE: A leading researcher says he is 100% confident that there has been no negative response among sports fans to the failure of Australian driver Oscar Piastri (main picture) to secure this year’s Formula One world championship. Britain’s Lando Norris secured enough points to clinch the F1 world
Trump’s prize for being a peace of shit!

Trump’s prize for being a peace of shit!

Does anyone out there in BUGland know if Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA) President Gianni Infantino might just also happen to be a journalist? If so, separate judges here would like to rule a line over entries in the Media Glass House Arse-Licker-of-the-Year for 2025 and present it immediately
Cops find Scomo after wife’s plea

Cops find Scomo after wife’s plea

SYDNEY: NSW Police say they have located former Australian prime minister, Scott Morrison, after a search sparked by a phone call from his wife Jenny who had reported her husband as a missing person. A police spokesperson said an emotional Mrs Morrison had rung the triple-0 service after the ex-PM
A crash course in what’s worth watching

A crash course in what’s worth watching

This is one of those Media Glass House offerings where we are not passing out brickbats or bouquets. Nor would it have really fitted into our little sibling’s Mediocre Bytes that looks at the silly little mistakes that nevertheless still blight the nation’s mediascape. And the reason? We’re really

Barnaby Joyce makes it official

Barnaby Joyce makes it official
CANBERRA: Barnaby Joyce has been officially welcomed to Pauline Hanson’s One Nation Party at a special induction ceremony performed by Senator Hanson herself. After taking a special oath administered to all new One Nation MPs by Ms Hanson, Mr Joyce surrendered his official Liberal-National coalition racist dog whistle and was

The Trump dumpathon continues…

The Trump dumpathon continues…
In yesterday’s first look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week, we largely covered excretal offerings about how the tandrum-throwing toddler also know as President Donald Trump conned FIFA, the world football body, – well, at least its president – into given him a risible and totally undeserved peace award. Our putrid xcrement prize

Expert sees no Piastri backfire

Expert sees no Piastri backfire
FORMULA ONE: BRISBANE: A leading researcher says he is 100% confident that there has been no negative response among sports fans to the failure of Australian driver Oscar Piastri (main picture) to secure this year’s Formula One world championship. Britain’s Lando Norris secured enough points to clinch the F1 world

Trump’s prize for being a peace of shit!

Trump’s prize for being a peace of shit!
Does anyone out there in BUGland know if Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA) President Gianni Infantino might just also happen to be a journalist? If so, separate judges here would like to rule a line over entries in the Media Glass House Arse-Licker-of-the-Year for 2025 and present it immediately

Cops find Scomo after wife’s plea

Cops find Scomo after wife’s plea
SYDNEY: NSW Police say they have located former Australian prime minister, Scott Morrison, after a search sparked by a phone call from his wife Jenny who had reported her husband as a missing person. A police spokesperson said an emotional Mrs Morrison had rung the triple-0 service after the ex-PM

A crash course in what’s worth watching

A crash course in what’s worth watching
This is one of those Media Glass House offerings where we are not passing out brickbats or bouquets. Nor would it have really fitted into our little sibling’s Mediocre Bytes that looks at the silly little mistakes that nevertheless still blight the nation’s mediascape. And the reason? We’re really