A local feline has expressed horror at the prospect of spending any of its next eight lives as the pet of the crazy cat lady it is living with in this life.
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WASHINGTON, DC: An America physician who developed his own unique MRI testing technology says Donald Trump’s latest flurry of social media activity should sweep away any doubts about the results of his recent test. Last week the 79-year-old US President and the White House were accused of covering up a
The release of The Bug‘s Media Glass House Arse-Licker for November 2025 award was unfortunately delayed for a few days by a legal threat from the month’s eventual runaway winner. Sky LNPNews host and Australia’s most-read newspaper story-teller Andrew Bolt got wind of his victory and immediately sooled his legal
Australia’s leading party for racists, One Nation, have gone in to meltdown this week after learning that their prized new recruit, Barnaby Joyce, has New Zealand roots. ”Look, what can I say my Dad has New Zealand heritage and um, yep, I guess so do I,” said the member for
QUEENSLAND POLITICS: INGHAM: In the wake of its upset win in the Hinchinbrook by-election Queensland’s LNP government has hinted at plans to bring back capital punishment as it expands its policies for tackling youth crime. But Premier David Crisafulli rejected claims that its law-and-order policies were little more than a
In our first look yesterday at our Xcrements-of-the-(past)-Week, we probably spoilt our reader’s breakfast once more by concentrating on the things that Demented Donnie/Diaper Don/Captain Bone Spurs/The Moron of Mar-a-Lago/Yam Tits/Tangarine Shitgibbon says and does. (link at bottom) There’s no limit to the depths this dreadful excuse for a human
Low-rating cable channel, Sky news Australia, have announced that it will be throwing a Christmas party for it’s viewers, all 6 of them. Guests will be treated to a medley of songs from host Andrew Bolt and all will receive a free copy of former Prime Minister, Tony Abbott’s book
There are many ways to measure the mark of someone who thinks they’re a real man, and Donald J. Trump provided two fine examples this week. Of course these glimpses into what really makes this dreadful sub-human shitstain tick can vary enormously. The peace-loving Trump’s threat at the weekend that
and some are not, as my dad used to say! With the high temperatures we’ve already endured over recent weeks, some of youse BUGgers out there might be amazed to hear the southern-hemisphere summer only starts today. So, will it continue to be a stinker or
Irrelevant cross bencher, Barnaby Joyce, has called a press conference and told the two reporters present about how livid he was to not be invited to the Prime Minister’s bucks party. ”I can understand not making the cut to the wedding, fair enough, just give me the Bridesmaid’s numbers and
Senator (yep, really) lil’ Malcolm Roberts from One Nation has not taken the news of Barnaby Joyce’s upcoming defection to the party well. With reports emerging that he was seen at Tuggeranong shopping centre screaming, crying and shouting at Pauline Hanson that Barnaby is not his real Dad. ”Malcolm is
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, is rumoured to announce today that he will be joining Australia’s biggest racist bigot, Pauline Hanson, as a member of the One Notion party. ”I can’t confirm or deny anything, you know I’m just a bloke going to work, not looking
A local feline has expressed horror at the prospect of spending any of its next eight lives as the pet of the crazy cat lady it is living with in this life.
WASHINGTON, DC: An America physician who developed his own unique MRI testing technology says Donald Trump’s latest flurry of social media activity should sweep away any doubts about the results of his recent test. Last week the 79-year-old US President and the White House were accused of covering up a
The release of The Bug‘s Media Glass House Arse-Licker for November 2025 award was unfortunately delayed for a few days by a legal threat from the month’s eventual runaway winner. Sky LNPNews host and Australia’s most-read newspaper story-teller Andrew Bolt got wind of his victory and immediately sooled his legal
Australia’s leading party for racists, One Nation, have gone in to meltdown this week after learning that their prized new recruit, Barnaby Joyce, has New Zealand roots. ”Look, what can I say my Dad has New Zealand heritage and um, yep, I guess so do I,” said the member for
QUEENSLAND POLITICS: INGHAM: In the wake of its upset win in the Hinchinbrook by-election Queensland’s LNP government has hinted at plans to bring back capital punishment as it expands its policies for tackling youth crime. But Premier David Crisafulli rejected claims that its law-and-order policies were little more than a
In our first look yesterday at our Xcrements-of-the-(past)-Week, we probably spoilt our reader’s breakfast once more by concentrating on the things that Demented Donnie/Diaper Don/Captain Bone Spurs/The Moron of Mar-a-Lago/Yam Tits/Tangarine Shitgibbon says and does. (link at bottom) There’s no limit to the depths this dreadful excuse for a human
Low-rating cable channel, Sky news Australia, have announced that it will be throwing a Christmas party for it’s viewers, all 6 of them. Guests will be treated to a medley of songs from host Andrew Bolt and all will receive a free copy of former Prime Minister, Tony Abbott’s book
There are many ways to measure the mark of someone who thinks they’re a real man, and Donald J. Trump provided two fine examples this week. Of course these glimpses into what really makes this dreadful sub-human shitstain tick can vary enormously. The peace-loving Trump’s threat at the weekend that
and some are not, as my dad used to say! With the high temperatures we’ve already endured over recent weeks, some of youse BUGgers out there might be amazed to hear the southern-hemisphere summer only starts today. So, will it continue to be a stinker or
Irrelevant cross bencher, Barnaby Joyce, has called a press conference and told the two reporters present about how livid he was to not be invited to the Prime Minister’s bucks party. ”I can understand not making the cut to the wedding, fair enough, just give me the Bridesmaid’s numbers and
Senator (yep, really) lil’ Malcolm Roberts from One Nation has not taken the news of Barnaby Joyce’s upcoming defection to the party well. With reports emerging that he was seen at Tuggeranong shopping centre screaming, crying and shouting at Pauline Hanson that Barnaby is not his real Dad. ”Malcolm is
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, is rumoured to announce today that he will be joining Australia’s biggest racist bigot, Pauline Hanson, as a member of the One Notion party. ”I can’t confirm or deny anything, you know I’m just a bloke going to work, not looking