Sky News has taken a break from their crusade to have the Coalition bring back lead based petrol, to take aim at the Nation’s children. After news broke that schools were being closed due to sand being contaminated with asbestos. ”We are raising a generation of snowflakes,” raged Sky News
WASHINGTON, DC: US President Donald Trump says he will use the findings of a report by the US Justice Department into the late paedophile Jeffery Epstein to press charges against former President Bill Clinton. “This report shows Bill Clinton – and therefore every member of the Democratic Party – is
PROBABLY LESS THAN NET ZERO! Sure, our Xcrements-of-the-Week judges love a good, defamatory meme. Ditto for a good personal, defamatory, put down, on politicians especially. A sexual reference is always a bonus in both genres. But we sometimes also like to remind Xers dreaming of XOTW
The Opposition’s newest talisman, Barnaby Joyce, has spent the weekend asking his colleagues to jump. This directive has been met with a smile from interim Opposition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, and a query of how high? ”It’s a sign of how unified we all are that Barnaby is now talking
MEDICINE: ABC TV has been urged to check on the health and wellbeing of one of the semi-regular panellists appearing on its Sunday morning political discussion program Insiders. A senior Brisbane psychiatrist, Dr Del Usion, said it was clear that Sydney Morning Herald political commentator James Massola “needs help” following
… which is a bit of a shame, really! The Bug is proud to present its own version of how this morning’s ABC Insiders interview between host David Speers and guest Foreign Minister Penny Wong should have gone! BUGgers, want to see
CANBERRA: Conservative federal Liberal Party MPs have announced that they have unanimously agree to a new net-zero policy – for immigration. The apparent party policy shift was revealed this morning at a Canberra news conference by a Liberal MP whose identity could not be determined. (main picture) “Immigration is the
A SPECIAL ONGOING BUG INVESTIGATION! #8 in an occasional BUG series! Seeing it’s been suggested of late that Artificial Intelligence and rapid advances in human robots will shortly leave much of the world’s population jobless – not just in crucial jobs such as journalism and nursing but also
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, is tipped today to announce a new Coalition slogan, what Barnaby wants Barnaby gets, as well as a ban on monogamy. ”We’ve had a really constructive week, the team and I,” said SS Ley. ”We sat down and looked at Barnaby’s demands and we
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan SS Ley, has asked the tax payer to fork out over 100k in order to bring her Coalition colleagues back to Canberra so that they can vote on changing their policies to appease Barnaby Joyce. ”We’ve taken some time to reflect on the election loss,
The estate of the late radio great, John Laws, has put out to tender sponsorship for the shock jock’s funeral, asking for cash for coffin. ”This is a great opportunity for businesses to really get their message out to what will be one of the biggest funerals of the year,”
Sky News has taken a break from their crusade to have the Coalition bring back lead based petrol, to take aim at the Nation’s children. After news broke that schools were being closed due to sand being contaminated with asbestos. ”We are raising a generation of snowflakes,” raged Sky News
WASHINGTON, DC: US President Donald Trump says he will use the findings of a report by the US Justice Department into the late paedophile Jeffery Epstein to press charges against former President Bill Clinton. “This report shows Bill Clinton – and therefore every member of the Democratic Party – is
PROBABLY LESS THAN NET ZERO! Sure, our Xcrements-of-the-Week judges love a good, defamatory meme. Ditto for a good personal, defamatory, put down, on politicians especially. A sexual reference is always a bonus in both genres. But we sometimes also like to remind Xers dreaming of XOTW
The Opposition’s newest talisman, Barnaby Joyce, has spent the weekend asking his colleagues to jump. This directive has been met with a smile from interim Opposition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, and a query of how high? ”It’s a sign of how unified we all are that Barnaby is now talking
MEDICINE: ABC TV has been urged to check on the health and wellbeing of one of the semi-regular panellists appearing on its Sunday morning political discussion program Insiders. A senior Brisbane psychiatrist, Dr Del Usion, said it was clear that Sydney Morning Herald political commentator James Massola “needs help” following
… which is a bit of a shame, really! The Bug is proud to present its own version of how this morning’s ABC Insiders interview between host David Speers and guest Foreign Minister Penny Wong should have gone! BUGgers, want to see
CANBERRA: Conservative federal Liberal Party MPs have announced that they have unanimously agree to a new net-zero policy – for immigration. The apparent party policy shift was revealed this morning at a Canberra news conference by a Liberal MP whose identity could not be determined. (main picture) “Immigration is the
A SPECIAL ONGOING BUG INVESTIGATION! #8 in an occasional BUG series! Seeing it’s been suggested of late that Artificial Intelligence and rapid advances in human robots will shortly leave much of the world’s population jobless – not just in crucial jobs such as journalism and nursing but also
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, is tipped today to announce a new Coalition slogan, what Barnaby wants Barnaby gets, as well as a ban on monogamy. ”We’ve had a really constructive week, the team and I,” said SS Ley. ”We sat down and looked at Barnaby’s demands and we
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan SS Ley, has asked the tax payer to fork out over 100k in order to bring her Coalition colleagues back to Canberra so that they can vote on changing their policies to appease Barnaby Joyce. ”We’ve taken some time to reflect on the election loss,
The estate of the late radio great, John Laws, has put out to tender sponsorship for the shock jock’s funeral, asking for cash for coffin. ”This is a great opportunity for businesses to really get their message out to what will be one of the biggest funerals of the year,”
