The washed-up, old, hacks who compile this column have lost a lot of their skills but can still detect bullshit a mile away when newspaper editors explain why they’ve taken certain action against something that’s appeared in their journals. One of them said: “I love the smell of desperation in
MEDIA NEWS: The Murdoch media’s national broadshit The Australian has explained the reference to former prime minister Scott Morrison (in main picture at Mar-a-Lago) in its story on likely replacements for Kevin Rudd as the nation’s ambassador to the United States. In an online report yesterday following news that Mr
We thought we’d devote this second lot of our Xcrements-of-the-Week to some of the world’s most reviled politicians at home and abroad and it’s uncanny how similar they are. For starters, they are invariably ultra conservatives who have a track record of voting down any measure that might improve the
US-based global toy maker Mattel has announced plans to further expand its range of popular Barbie dolls. This week it said it was launching an Autistic Barbie (below) to broaden the appeal of its iconic doll range and better represent the diverse nature of modern society. It
Australia’s most popular party (allegedly), One Nation, has called for a nation wide ban on writer’s festivals, claiming that they discriminate against those voters who are unable to read or write. ”I’ve had a bloody gutful of these so-called writers flaunting their ability to read and write in people’s faces,”
ADELAIDE IN CRISIS: ADELAIDE: Three new bombshells have hit the Adelaide Festival’s Writers’ Week already reeling from a public backlash for banning Palestinian author Randa Abdel-Fattah, a boycott by headline writers previously scheduled to appear, and the weekend resignation of its chair and several directors. Spokesperson for Adelaide Writers’ Week,
If you BUGgers out there didn’t guess our Xcrements-of-the-Week column would be banging on about the anti-semitism royal commission finally ordered by a gutless, nutless, Anthony Albanese, you didn’t know us as well as you thought, hey? Not only will we bang on about it but here is our fervent
2026 has started with a bang for the fringe, extreme right party, One Nation, with 9 out of 10 adulterers nominating them as their party of choice to lead the country. ”Pauline tells it like it is and Barnaby is a man’s man,” said serial adulterer Fred Twophones. ”Barnaby is
American authorities have today revealed that the much speculated upon Epstein files are nothing more than a list of countries that the United States should invade. ”Democrats and other bad people have tried for years to smear, Me, Donald Trump, with these Epstein files,” said the President. ”They said all
One Nation’s spokesperson for foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has released a statement that says that while he’s not sure why Donald Trump chose to invade Voo Voo Zella (sic) he supports him none the less. ”Look, I’m not sure why Donald would want a bloody Voo Voo Zella but I
The washed-up, old, hacks who compile this column have lost a lot of their skills but can still detect bullshit a mile away when newspaper editors explain why they’ve taken certain action against something that’s appeared in their journals. One of them said: “I love the smell of desperation in
MEDIA NEWS: The Murdoch media’s national broadshit The Australian has explained the reference to former prime minister Scott Morrison (in main picture at Mar-a-Lago) in its story on likely replacements for Kevin Rudd as the nation’s ambassador to the United States. In an online report yesterday following news that Mr
We thought we’d devote this second lot of our Xcrements-of-the-Week to some of the world’s most reviled politicians at home and abroad and it’s uncanny how similar they are. For starters, they are invariably ultra conservatives who have a track record of voting down any measure that might improve the
US-based global toy maker Mattel has announced plans to further expand its range of popular Barbie dolls. This week it said it was launching an Autistic Barbie (below) to broaden the appeal of its iconic doll range and better represent the diverse nature of modern society. It
Australia’s most popular party (allegedly), One Nation, has called for a nation wide ban on writer’s festivals, claiming that they discriminate against those voters who are unable to read or write. ”I’ve had a bloody gutful of these so-called writers flaunting their ability to read and write in people’s faces,”
ADELAIDE IN CRISIS: ADELAIDE: Three new bombshells have hit the Adelaide Festival’s Writers’ Week already reeling from a public backlash for banning Palestinian author Randa Abdel-Fattah, a boycott by headline writers previously scheduled to appear, and the weekend resignation of its chair and several directors. Spokesperson for Adelaide Writers’ Week,
If you BUGgers out there didn’t guess our Xcrements-of-the-Week column would be banging on about the anti-semitism royal commission finally ordered by a gutless, nutless, Anthony Albanese, you didn’t know us as well as you thought, hey? Not only will we bang on about it but here is our fervent
2026 has started with a bang for the fringe, extreme right party, One Nation, with 9 out of 10 adulterers nominating them as their party of choice to lead the country. ”Pauline tells it like it is and Barnaby is a man’s man,” said serial adulterer Fred Twophones. ”Barnaby is
American authorities have today revealed that the much speculated upon Epstein files are nothing more than a list of countries that the United States should invade. ”Democrats and other bad people have tried for years to smear, Me, Donald Trump, with these Epstein files,” said the President. ”They said all
One Nation’s spokesperson for foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has released a statement that says that while he’s not sure why Donald Trump chose to invade Voo Voo Zella (sic) he supports him none the less. ”Look, I’m not sure why Donald would want a bloody Voo Voo Zella but I
