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Buckingham Palace Secretly Hoping The IRA Comes Through For Another Clean Up Of Royal Pedos

Buckingham Palace Secretly Hoping The IRA Comes Through For Another Clean Up Of Royal Pedos

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT EXPLOSIVE REVELATIONS: A British man now known as ‘Andrew’ has been officially stripped of his royal titles, according to Bucking Palace. The disgraced former royal has officially vacated the Royal Lodge that he had been hiding out at, after King Charles reportedly insisted on his brother’s estrangement from
CIA Conveniently Drops Photos Of Sydney Sweeney In A Chain Mail Dress On Same Day Pentagon Resumes Nuclear Testing

CIA Conveniently Drops Photos Of Sydney Sweeney In A Chain Mail Dress On Same Day Pentagon Resumes Nuclear Testing

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some exciting news for red blooded mouth breathing jocks across the nation this Friday morning – new pictures of Sydney have just dropped. The actress and pop culture figure has STUNNED media consumers across the world after appearing on the red carpet in a mesmerising silver
Social Circle Cringes As Yet Another Middle Class Australian Male Gets Sprung Committing Major Fraud Due To His Extreme Online Gambling Addiction

Social Circle Cringes As Yet Another Middle Class Australian Male Gets Sprung Committing Major Fraud Due To His Extreme Online Gambling Addiction

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A group of everyday late-20s suburban Australians have this week had to confront some very real life shit. It’s a uniquely 2020s phenomena that none their parents generation can really relate to. Therefore it’s also a trend that has overwhelmed the police, courts and tax office. In fact,

Buckingham Palace Secretly Hoping The IRA Comes Through For Another Clean Up Of Royal Pedos

Buckingham Palace Secretly Hoping The IRA Comes Through For Another Clean Up Of Royal Pedos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT EXPLOSIVE REVELATIONS: A British man now known as ‘Andrew’ has been officially stripped of his royal titles, according to Bucking Palace. The disgraced former royal has officially vacated the Royal Lodge that he had been hiding out at, after King Charles reportedly insisted on his brother’s estrangement from

CIA Conveniently Drops Photos Of Sydney Sweeney In A Chain Mail Dress On Same Day Pentagon Resumes Nuclear Testing

CIA Conveniently Drops Photos Of Sydney Sweeney In A Chain Mail Dress On Same Day Pentagon Resumes Nuclear Testing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some exciting news for red blooded mouth breathing jocks across the nation this Friday morning – new pictures of Sydney have just dropped. The actress and pop culture figure has STUNNED media consumers across the world after appearing on the red carpet in a mesmerising silver

Social Circle Cringes As Yet Another Middle Class Australian Male Gets Sprung Committing Major Fraud Due To His Extreme Online Gambling Addiction

Social Circle Cringes As Yet Another Middle Class Australian Male Gets Sprung Committing Major Fraud Due To His Extreme Online Gambling Addiction
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A group of everyday late-20s suburban Australians have this week had to confront some very real life shit. It’s a uniquely 2020s phenomena that none their parents generation can really relate to. Therefore it’s also a trend that has overwhelmed the police, courts and tax office. In fact,