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How sick is this prick?

How sick is this prick?

That’s a very good question asked by our much-loved and long-term favourite xcreta Coalition Tea Lady, selected by our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges for blue riband glory this week. The answer, CTL? Probably no sicker that the rest of the extended Trump family and countless politicians and diplomats worldwide who are praising
Bibi’s offer to help rejected

Bibi’s offer to help rejected

GAZA CITY: Close to one million Palestinians have been trapped at Gaza’s fortified northern border with Israel after walking from the south of the territory searching for their homes. A United Nations’ spokesperson said a long line of Palestinians had started walking north when the Israel-Hamas ceasefire was announced. “Unfortunately
Kushner stars in new ads

Kushner stars in new ads

GAZA CEASEFIRE DEAL: LONDON: Donald Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, has been signed up to appear in a new global advertising campaign by the UK-based international optometry franchise Specsavers. Mr Kushner features in a new campaign which has already started to be rolled out in key markets around the world. (main
Cut it out, you clowns!

Cut it out, you clowns!

Here beginith lesson #89 in the wonderful craft of subediting, once more aimed at the clowns who, when not falling over for laughs, jokingly call themselves production staff at The Sydney Morning Herald. We’re not sure it’s lesson #89. It would have to be close though. And sadly, for a
Is this the greatest Gaza strip tease ever?

Is this the greatest Gaza strip tease ever?

This rant is directed specifically to you BUGgers out there who are convinced – as perhaps you should be seeing just about all our world’s leaders clearly are – that this latest Israel/Hamas peace plan is the real deal! That it clearly indicates that permanent Middle East harmony and tranquility
Rubio heads off global war crisis

Rubio heads off global war crisis

WASHINGTON, DC: Quick thinking by US Secretary of State, Marco Rubio, is being credited with avoiding a potential global conflagration after President Donald Trump vowed revenge against the Norway-based Nobel Peace Prize Committee which failed to name him as this year’s winner of its internationally coveted accolade. Venezuela’s opposition leader

How sick is this prick?

How sick is this prick?
That’s a very good question asked by our much-loved and long-term favourite xcreta Coalition Tea Lady, selected by our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges for blue riband glory this week. The answer, CTL? Probably no sicker that the rest of the extended Trump family and countless politicians and diplomats worldwide who are praising

Bibi’s offer to help rejected

Bibi’s offer to help rejected
GAZA CITY: Close to one million Palestinians have been trapped at Gaza’s fortified northern border with Israel after walking from the south of the territory searching for their homes. A United Nations’ spokesperson said a long line of Palestinians had started walking north when the Israel-Hamas ceasefire was announced. “Unfortunately

Kushner stars in new ads

Kushner stars in new ads
GAZA CEASEFIRE DEAL: LONDON: Donald Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, has been signed up to appear in a new global advertising campaign by the UK-based international optometry franchise Specsavers. Mr Kushner features in a new campaign which has already started to be rolled out in key markets around the world. (main

Cut it out, you clowns!

Cut it out, you clowns!
Here beginith lesson #89 in the wonderful craft of subediting, once more aimed at the clowns who, when not falling over for laughs, jokingly call themselves production staff at The Sydney Morning Herald. We’re not sure it’s lesson #89. It would have to be close though. And sadly, for a

Is this the greatest Gaza strip tease ever?

Is this the greatest Gaza strip tease ever?
This rant is directed specifically to you BUGgers out there who are convinced – as perhaps you should be seeing just about all our world’s leaders clearly are – that this latest Israel/Hamas peace plan is the real deal! That it clearly indicates that permanent Middle East harmony and tranquility

Rubio heads off global war crisis

Rubio heads off global war crisis
WASHINGTON, DC: Quick thinking by US Secretary of State, Marco Rubio, is being credited with avoiding a potential global conflagration after President Donald Trump vowed revenge against the Norway-based Nobel Peace Prize Committee which failed to name him as this year’s winner of its internationally coveted accolade. Venezuela’s opposition leader