A woman is in a critical condition in a Sydney hospital after taking an overdose of smug whilst declaring to her friends that she had completed all of her Christmas shopping several weeks before the event. “A female was admitted to intensive care with heightened levels of superiority in her
A local feline has expressed horror at the prospect of spending any of its next eight lives as the pet of the crazy cat lady it is living with in this life.
Australia’s leading party for racists, One Nation, have gone in to meltdown this week after learning that their prized new recruit, Barnaby Joyce, has New Zealand roots. ”Look, what can I say my Dad has New Zealand heritage and um, yep, I guess so do I,” said the member for
Low-rating cable channel, Sky news Australia, have announced that it will be throwing a Christmas party for it’s viewers, all 6 of them. Guests will be treated to a medley of songs from host Andrew Bolt and all will receive a free copy of former Prime Minister, Tony Abbott’s book
Irrelevant cross bencher, Barnaby Joyce, has called a press conference and told the two reporters present about how livid he was to not be invited to the Prime Minister’s bucks party. ”I can understand not making the cut to the wedding, fair enough, just give me the Bridesmaid’s numbers and
Senator (yep, really) lil’ Malcolm Roberts from One Nation has not taken the news of Barnaby Joyce’s upcoming defection to the party well. With reports emerging that he was seen at Tuggeranong shopping centre screaming, crying and shouting at Pauline Hanson that Barnaby is not his real Dad. ”Malcolm is
A woman is in a critical condition in a Sydney hospital after taking an overdose of smug whilst declaring to her friends that she had completed all of her Christmas shopping several weeks before the event. “A female was admitted to intensive care with heightened levels of superiority in her
A local feline has expressed horror at the prospect of spending any of its next eight lives as the pet of the crazy cat lady it is living with in this life.
Australia’s leading party for racists, One Nation, have gone in to meltdown this week after learning that their prized new recruit, Barnaby Joyce, has New Zealand roots. ”Look, what can I say my Dad has New Zealand heritage and um, yep, I guess so do I,” said the member for
Low-rating cable channel, Sky news Australia, have announced that it will be throwing a Christmas party for it’s viewers, all 6 of them. Guests will be treated to a medley of songs from host Andrew Bolt and all will receive a free copy of former Prime Minister, Tony Abbott’s book
Irrelevant cross bencher, Barnaby Joyce, has called a press conference and told the two reporters present about how livid he was to not be invited to the Prime Minister’s bucks party. ”I can understand not making the cut to the wedding, fair enough, just give me the Bridesmaid’s numbers and
Senator (yep, really) lil’ Malcolm Roberts from One Nation has not taken the news of Barnaby Joyce’s upcoming defection to the party well. With reports emerging that he was seen at Tuggeranong shopping centre screaming, crying and shouting at Pauline Hanson that Barnaby is not his real Dad. ”Malcolm is
