A vigil at the bedside of Lord Downer of Adelaide Hills is entering its second day at his family seat Pout House after Australia’s most beloved aristocrat fell ill suddenly on Saturday morning. A senior under-butler at Pout House said Lord Downer had been in high spirits yesterday morning as
Coalition Tea Lady has been awarded the 2025 Elon Musk trophy for xcretal excellence. CTL (our own version of the dear lady, below very left) has once again proved the perfect virtual pooper with putrid contributions plopped throughout last year into our rancid prize barrel and many
HEALTH MATTERS: ADELAIDE: South Australian Premier Peter Malinauskas is resting uncomfortably here in the all-pink wing of the Don Dunstan Private Hospital after contracting one of the worst cases of moral equivalence local doctors have ever encountered. Worse still, the specialists believe Malinauskas might never recover fully from the rampant
WASHINGTON, DC: US President Donald Trump has destroyed and dumped the Nobel Peace Prize medal belonging to Venezuelan opposition leader, Maria Corina Machado, which she gifted to him on her visit to the White House yesterday. (main picture) Ms Machado is believed to have sacrificed the rare honour in her
WASHINGTON, DC: Acting President of Venezuela, Delcy Rodriguez, has dashed to the US capital after news broke that Maria Corina Machado had handed her Nobel Peace Prize to US President Donald Trump. President Trump has openly coveted a Nobel Prize and the Venezuelan opposition leader in exile, Ms Machado, has
It’s a crying shame that this edition of the MGH is forced to start off with a rather simplistic test far more suited to see how state school kids in the lower grades are faring but now deemed necessary for supposedly well-trained professionals practising the craft of journalism. Which means,
Santoss made an ad for the 2026 Tour Down Under and it’s surprsingly honest and informative!Tell Labor to Dump Santos from the Tour Down Under
Australia’s most popular party (allegedly), One Nation, has called for a nation wide ban on writer’s festivals, claiming that they discriminate against those voters who are unable to read or write. ”I’ve had a bloody gutful of these so-called writers flaunting their ability to read and write in people’s faces,”
2026 has started with a bang for the fringe, extreme right party, One Nation, with 9 out of 10 adulterers nominating them as their party of choice to lead the country. ”Pauline tells it like it is and Barnaby is a man’s man,” said serial adulterer Fred Twophones. ”Barnaby is
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American authorities have today revealed that the much speculated upon Epstein files are nothing more than a list of countries that the United States should invade. ”Democrats and other bad people have tried for years to smear, Me, Donald Trump, with these Epstein files,” said the President. ”They said all
One Nation’s spokesperson for foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has released a statement that says that while he’s not sure why Donald Trump chose to invade Voo Voo Zella (sic) he supports him none the less. ”Look, I’m not sure why Donald would want a bloody Voo Voo Zella but I
A vigil at the bedside of Lord Downer of Adelaide Hills is entering its second day at his family seat Pout House after Australia’s most beloved aristocrat fell ill suddenly on Saturday morning. A senior under-butler at Pout House said Lord Downer had been in high spirits yesterday morning as
Coalition Tea Lady has been awarded the 2025 Elon Musk trophy for xcretal excellence. CTL (our own version of the dear lady, below very left) has once again proved the perfect virtual pooper with putrid contributions plopped throughout last year into our rancid prize barrel and many
HEALTH MATTERS: ADELAIDE: South Australian Premier Peter Malinauskas is resting uncomfortably here in the all-pink wing of the Don Dunstan Private Hospital after contracting one of the worst cases of moral equivalence local doctors have ever encountered. Worse still, the specialists believe Malinauskas might never recover fully from the rampant
WASHINGTON, DC: US President Donald Trump has destroyed and dumped the Nobel Peace Prize medal belonging to Venezuelan opposition leader, Maria Corina Machado, which she gifted to him on her visit to the White House yesterday. (main picture) Ms Machado is believed to have sacrificed the rare honour in her
WASHINGTON, DC: Acting President of Venezuela, Delcy Rodriguez, has dashed to the US capital after news broke that Maria Corina Machado had handed her Nobel Peace Prize to US President Donald Trump. President Trump has openly coveted a Nobel Prize and the Venezuelan opposition leader in exile, Ms Machado, has
It’s a crying shame that this edition of the MGH is forced to start off with a rather simplistic test far more suited to see how state school kids in the lower grades are faring but now deemed necessary for supposedly well-trained professionals practising the craft of journalism. Which means,
Santoss made an ad for the 2026 Tour Down Under and it’s surprsingly honest and informative!Tell Labor to Dump Santos from the Tour Down Under
Australia’s most popular party (allegedly), One Nation, has called for a nation wide ban on writer’s festivals, claiming that they discriminate against those voters who are unable to read or write. ”I’ve had a bloody gutful of these so-called writers flaunting their ability to read and write in people’s faces,”
2026 has started with a bang for the fringe, extreme right party, One Nation, with 9 out of 10 adulterers nominating them as their party of choice to lead the country. ”Pauline tells it like it is and Barnaby is a man’s man,” said serial adulterer Fred Twophones. ”Barnaby is
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American authorities have today revealed that the much speculated upon Epstein files are nothing more than a list of countries that the United States should invade. ”Democrats and other bad people have tried for years to smear, Me, Donald Trump, with these Epstein files,” said the President. ”They said all
One Nation’s spokesperson for foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has released a statement that says that while he’s not sure why Donald Trump chose to invade Voo Voo Zella (sic) he supports him none the less. ”Look, I’m not sure why Donald would want a bloody Voo Voo Zella but I