GAZA WAR: TEL AVIV: Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has announced the first massive air strikes on Hamas strongholds well outside the Gaza strip. In an address to the nation, Mr Netanyahu (below) said fighter-bombers from the Israeli Air Force had returned this morning from sorties “deep into enemy territory”
The splash on the front page of The Courier-Mail today (Friday) has caused a rather bitter debate among the already bitter, washed-up, hacks who compile this column. Some thought it was quite appropriate. Cheeky. Sex sells. Everyone loves a double entendre or four. Just a bit of harmless fun. Others
A woman is in a critical condition in a Sydney hospital after taking an overdose of smug whilst declaring to her friends that she had completed all of her Christmas shopping several weeks before the event. “A female was admitted to intensive care with heightened levels of superiority in her
The column that has fun with the smaller mistakes and missteps of Australia’s mainstream mediocre; that pays homage to those sweet little fishes that individually don’t amount to a full meal but collectively can cause a tummy upset over the overall state of the once great and noble craft of
SPORT: CANBERRA: Foreign Minister, Senator Penny Wong, has secured a wildcard place in Australia’s national track-and-field athletics team after cutting short a news conference under questioning about a speech she made earlier this week. At an event on Tuesday night, Senator Wong took aim at China’s recent rapid expansion
A local feline has expressed horror at the prospect of spending any of its next eight lives as the pet of the crazy cat lady it is living with in this life.
WASHINGTON, DC: An America physician who developed his own unique MRI testing technology says Donald Trump’s latest flurry of social media activity should sweep away any doubts about the results of his recent test. Last week the 79-year-old US President and the White House were accused of covering up a
The release of The Bug‘s Media Glass House Arse-Licker for November 2025 award was unfortunately delayed for a few days by a legal threat from the month’s eventual runaway winner. Sky LNPNews host and Australia’s most-read newspaper story-teller Andrew Bolt got wind of his victory and immediately sooled his legal
Australia’s leading party for racists, One Nation, have gone in to meltdown this week after learning that their prized new recruit, Barnaby Joyce, has New Zealand roots. ”Look, what can I say my Dad has New Zealand heritage and um, yep, I guess so do I,” said the member for
Low-rating cable channel, Sky news Australia, have announced that it will be throwing a Christmas party for it’s viewers, all 6 of them. Guests will be treated to a medley of songs from host Andrew Bolt and all will receive a free copy of former Prime Minister, Tony Abbott’s book
Irrelevant cross bencher, Barnaby Joyce, has called a press conference and told the two reporters present about how livid he was to not be invited to the Prime Minister’s bucks party. ”I can understand not making the cut to the wedding, fair enough, just give me the Bridesmaid’s numbers and
Senator (yep, really) lil’ Malcolm Roberts from One Nation has not taken the news of Barnaby Joyce’s upcoming defection to the party well. With reports emerging that he was seen at Tuggeranong shopping centre screaming, crying and shouting at Pauline Hanson that Barnaby is not his real Dad. ”Malcolm is
GAZA WAR: TEL AVIV: Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has announced the first massive air strikes on Hamas strongholds well outside the Gaza strip. In an address to the nation, Mr Netanyahu (below) said fighter-bombers from the Israeli Air Force had returned this morning from sorties “deep into enemy territory”
The splash on the front page of The Courier-Mail today (Friday) has caused a rather bitter debate among the already bitter, washed-up, hacks who compile this column. Some thought it was quite appropriate. Cheeky. Sex sells. Everyone loves a double entendre or four. Just a bit of harmless fun. Others
A woman is in a critical condition in a Sydney hospital after taking an overdose of smug whilst declaring to her friends that she had completed all of her Christmas shopping several weeks before the event. “A female was admitted to intensive care with heightened levels of superiority in her
The column that has fun with the smaller mistakes and missteps of Australia’s mainstream mediocre; that pays homage to those sweet little fishes that individually don’t amount to a full meal but collectively can cause a tummy upset over the overall state of the once great and noble craft of
SPORT: CANBERRA: Foreign Minister, Senator Penny Wong, has secured a wildcard place in Australia’s national track-and-field athletics team after cutting short a news conference under questioning about a speech she made earlier this week. At an event on Tuesday night, Senator Wong took aim at China’s recent rapid expansion
A local feline has expressed horror at the prospect of spending any of its next eight lives as the pet of the crazy cat lady it is living with in this life.
WASHINGTON, DC: An America physician who developed his own unique MRI testing technology says Donald Trump’s latest flurry of social media activity should sweep away any doubts about the results of his recent test. Last week the 79-year-old US President and the White House were accused of covering up a
The release of The Bug‘s Media Glass House Arse-Licker for November 2025 award was unfortunately delayed for a few days by a legal threat from the month’s eventual runaway winner. Sky LNPNews host and Australia’s most-read newspaper story-teller Andrew Bolt got wind of his victory and immediately sooled his legal
Australia’s leading party for racists, One Nation, have gone in to meltdown this week after learning that their prized new recruit, Barnaby Joyce, has New Zealand roots. ”Look, what can I say my Dad has New Zealand heritage and um, yep, I guess so do I,” said the member for
Low-rating cable channel, Sky news Australia, have announced that it will be throwing a Christmas party for it’s viewers, all 6 of them. Guests will be treated to a medley of songs from host Andrew Bolt and all will receive a free copy of former Prime Minister, Tony Abbott’s book
Irrelevant cross bencher, Barnaby Joyce, has called a press conference and told the two reporters present about how livid he was to not be invited to the Prime Minister’s bucks party. ”I can understand not making the cut to the wedding, fair enough, just give me the Bridesmaid’s numbers and
Senator (yep, really) lil’ Malcolm Roberts from One Nation has not taken the news of Barnaby Joyce’s upcoming defection to the party well. With reports emerging that he was seen at Tuggeranong shopping centre screaming, crying and shouting at Pauline Hanson that Barnaby is not his real Dad. ”Malcolm is