After the poopy pasting poor Dick Marles copped in our first look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week yesterday (link at end), we asked ourselves: if there anyone more right-wing than that Dick and an even clearer and more present danger to Australia’s survival? The world’s even. Who said the rhetorical question is
MINNEAPOLIS, MN: A member of President Donald Trump’s cabinet has arrived in the troubled mid-western city of Minneapolis to take “a personal and direct hand” in addressing civil unrest in the wake of two fatal shootings by federal law enforcement officers in the past three weeks. Speaking soon after landing
It is so, so, fitting that on this special day, our much-loved Xcrements-of-the-Week column is entirely devoted to that grate un-Australian, our very own Deputy Prime Minister Richard Marles! And a record number of Xctretas have opened their bum bay doors this past week and covered Marles in tonnes of
BRISBANE: The ceremony announcing the winner of The Bug‘s Australian of the Year Award for 2025 (AOTY) was thrown into chaos last night when the winners of the prestigious honour announced plans to split and give away the award. Chair of the award’s judging panel, The Bug‘s finance and investment
PROPERTY NEWS: TEL AVIV: After initially expressing doubts about US President Donald Trump’s plans for the Bored of Peace overseeing Gaza’s redevelopment and rebuilding, Israel Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, says he is now fully onboard with the concept and is even urging its members to be more
Sorry, BUGgers, but we have no exact time for when the above-mentioned fuckup was spotted and remedied but it did happen some time last night at that great institution of logic and professional journalism – the subs (we’re assuming there’s more than one) desk at the Heralds HQ in Sydney.
Santoss made an ad for the 2026 Tour Down Under and it’s surprsingly honest and informative!Tell Labor to Dump Santos from the Tour Down Under
Australia’s most popular party (allegedly), One Nation, has called for a nation wide ban on writer’s festivals, claiming that they discriminate against those voters who are unable to read or write. ”I’ve had a bloody gutful of these so-called writers flaunting their ability to read and write in people’s faces,”
2026 has started with a bang for the fringe, extreme right party, One Nation, with 9 out of 10 adulterers nominating them as their party of choice to lead the country. ”Pauline tells it like it is and Barnaby is a man’s man,” said serial adulterer Fred Twophones. ”Barnaby is
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American authorities have today revealed that the much speculated upon Epstein files are nothing more than a list of countries that the United States should invade. ”Democrats and other bad people have tried for years to smear, Me, Donald Trump, with these Epstein files,” said the President. ”They said all
One Nation’s spokesperson for foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has released a statement that says that while he’s not sure why Donald Trump chose to invade Voo Voo Zella (sic) he supports him none the less. ”Look, I’m not sure why Donald would want a bloody Voo Voo Zella but I
After the poopy pasting poor Dick Marles copped in our first look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week yesterday (link at end), we asked ourselves: if there anyone more right-wing than that Dick and an even clearer and more present danger to Australia’s survival? The world’s even. Who said the rhetorical question is
MINNEAPOLIS, MN: A member of President Donald Trump’s cabinet has arrived in the troubled mid-western city of Minneapolis to take “a personal and direct hand” in addressing civil unrest in the wake of two fatal shootings by federal law enforcement officers in the past three weeks. Speaking soon after landing
It is so, so, fitting that on this special day, our much-loved Xcrements-of-the-Week column is entirely devoted to that grate un-Australian, our very own Deputy Prime Minister Richard Marles! And a record number of Xctretas have opened their bum bay doors this past week and covered Marles in tonnes of
BRISBANE: The ceremony announcing the winner of The Bug‘s Australian of the Year Award for 2025 (AOTY) was thrown into chaos last night when the winners of the prestigious honour announced plans to split and give away the award. Chair of the award’s judging panel, The Bug‘s finance and investment
PROPERTY NEWS: TEL AVIV: After initially expressing doubts about US President Donald Trump’s plans for the Bored of Peace overseeing Gaza’s redevelopment and rebuilding, Israel Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, says he is now fully onboard with the concept and is even urging its members to be more
Sorry, BUGgers, but we have no exact time for when the above-mentioned fuckup was spotted and remedied but it did happen some time last night at that great institution of logic and professional journalism – the subs (we’re assuming there’s more than one) desk at the Heralds HQ in Sydney.
Santoss made an ad for the 2026 Tour Down Under and it’s surprsingly honest and informative!Tell Labor to Dump Santos from the Tour Down Under
Australia’s most popular party (allegedly), One Nation, has called for a nation wide ban on writer’s festivals, claiming that they discriminate against those voters who are unable to read or write. ”I’ve had a bloody gutful of these so-called writers flaunting their ability to read and write in people’s faces,”
2026 has started with a bang for the fringe, extreme right party, One Nation, with 9 out of 10 adulterers nominating them as their party of choice to lead the country. ”Pauline tells it like it is and Barnaby is a man’s man,” said serial adulterer Fred Twophones. ”Barnaby is
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American authorities have today revealed that the much speculated upon Epstein files are nothing more than a list of countries that the United States should invade. ”Democrats and other bad people have tried for years to smear, Me, Donald Trump, with these Epstein files,” said the President. ”They said all
One Nation’s spokesperson for foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has released a statement that says that while he’s not sure why Donald Trump chose to invade Voo Voo Zella (sic) he supports him none the less. ”Look, I’m not sure why Donald would want a bloody Voo Voo Zella but I