
Like many, many Australians, I’m spending today completely at a loss to explain how anyone or any group can be so driven by ethnic and religious hatreds – so totally captive to some unspeakable evil that has convinced them they belong to some master race and that their enemies are

Here’s a little conversation that took place last Thursday morning among the bitter and twisted, washed up, old hacks who compile this column. BATWUOH 1: The Wednesday night subs at The Sydney Morning Herald have got it right AGAIN! That must be the fourth week in a row that they’ve

The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. 2025 has been a year of ups and downs, highs and lows and everything in between. We’ve had a Federal election which saw

… to Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink! The column that has fun with the smaller mistakes and missteps of Australia’s mainstream mediocre; that pays homage to those sweet little fishes that individually don’t amount to a full meal but collectively can cause

Lord Downer of Adelaide Hills says he is offering to help alleviate the national homelessness crisis during the coming festive season. His Lordship called media representatives to his family seat of Pout House to announce his initiative that leverages a longstanding Downer family tradition in the interests of helping take

Listening to sports scribe Tracey Holmes verbally executing Anika Wells on Brisbane ABC radio station 4QR late yesterday, one of our washed-up, bitter, hack compilers of MGH had this sudden vision of Holmes as a hanging judge. He probably now regrets mentioning that to our graphic artists on The Bug‘s

WASHINGTON, DC: The White House has confirmed that it has rejected designs proposed by the US Mint for a range of coins to be issued next year marking America’s 250th birthday. Presidential spokesperson, Karoline Leavitt, (below) said instead the Trump administration would substitute its own designs for new coins across

A shire man suspects that a Christmas present and card that he received today from his mum and dad’s cat may not actually have been bought, wrapped up and written by

Retailers are celebrating this week after sales of lollies, puppies and white vans have surged following the implementation of the under 16’s social media ban. ”It’s been a great week at the shop, we’ve seen a heap of bigger guys all with neck beards for some reason pouring in

Australia’s creepiest freaks are tipped to bandy together and challenge the Government’s decision to ban under 16’s from social media, claiming it impinges on their rites. ”The Government can’t take this away from us, who will we chat with online?” Asked an anonymous creep on Reddit. ”What do they expect

Australians have sent a massive thank you to serial adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, for making them laugh in the lead up to Christmas, with his claim that he will bring family values to One Nation. ”That Barnaby, gee he makes me laugh, family values, which family is it this week Barno?”

The Australien Government has made an ad about the Social Media Ban for Under-16s, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative.Links to sources, references and credits in the video description!

Like many, many Australians, I’m spending today completely at a loss to explain how anyone or any group can be so driven by ethnic and religious hatreds – so totally captive to some unspeakable evil that has convinced them they belong to some master race and that their enemies are

Here’s a little conversation that took place last Thursday morning among the bitter and twisted, washed up, old hacks who compile this column. BATWUOH 1: The Wednesday night subs at The Sydney Morning Herald have got it right AGAIN! That must be the fourth week in a row that they’ve

The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. 2025 has been a year of ups and downs, highs and lows and everything in between. We’ve had a Federal election which saw

… to Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink! The column that has fun with the smaller mistakes and missteps of Australia’s mainstream mediocre; that pays homage to those sweet little fishes that individually don’t amount to a full meal but collectively can cause

Lord Downer of Adelaide Hills says he is offering to help alleviate the national homelessness crisis during the coming festive season. His Lordship called media representatives to his family seat of Pout House to announce his initiative that leverages a longstanding Downer family tradition in the interests of helping take

Listening to sports scribe Tracey Holmes verbally executing Anika Wells on Brisbane ABC radio station 4QR late yesterday, one of our washed-up, bitter, hack compilers of MGH had this sudden vision of Holmes as a hanging judge. He probably now regrets mentioning that to our graphic artists on The Bug‘s

WASHINGTON, DC: The White House has confirmed that it has rejected designs proposed by the US Mint for a range of coins to be issued next year marking America’s 250th birthday. Presidential spokesperson, Karoline Leavitt, (below) said instead the Trump administration would substitute its own designs for new coins across

A shire man suspects that a Christmas present and card that he received today from his mum and dad’s cat may not actually have been bought, wrapped up and written by

Retailers are celebrating this week after sales of lollies, puppies and white vans have surged following the implementation of the under 16’s social media ban. ”It’s been a great week at the shop, we’ve seen a heap of bigger guys all with neck beards for some reason pouring in

Australia’s creepiest freaks are tipped to bandy together and challenge the Government’s decision to ban under 16’s from social media, claiming it impinges on their rites. ”The Government can’t take this away from us, who will we chat with online?” Asked an anonymous creep on Reddit. ”What do they expect

Australians have sent a massive thank you to serial adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, for making them laugh in the lead up to Christmas, with his claim that he will bring family values to One Nation. ”That Barnaby, gee he makes me laugh, family values, which family is it this week Barno?”

The Australien Government has made an ad about the Social Media Ban for Under-16s, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative.Links to sources, references and credits in the video description!
