If you talk shit, expect to be covered in shit. That’s the experience of our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges over some years now. And, besides, if our reader thought we were going to leave PM Anthony Albanese alone today over his stupid, reputation-damaging, decision to not only invite Israel’s genocidal President
UK NEWS: LONDON: In a shock move Britain will today begin slashing power bills while shutting down all of its traditional fossil-fuel electricity generators, nuclear power stations, and even its newer solar, wind, and other renewable power plants. UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer said the previously unforeseen change was made
ISRAELI PRESIDENT’S STATE VISIT: Mounting opposition across Australia to this month’s visit by Israeli President Isaac Herzog has resulted in a significant change of tone from Prime Minister Anthony Albanese as to what he thinks the visit will achieve. The PM has come under enormous flak from pro-Palestinian supporters and
Well, where does a summer go, hey? With only one summer month left to die in one of dozens of raging bushfires across the nation or drown in unprecedented flooding just about everywhere up north or have dozens of bull sharks enjoying riding the waves with you if you go
Today I can report exclusively that His Former Royal Highness the former Prince of York, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, has moved quickly to explain the very innocent explanation of supposedly “sensational” photos of him published as the result of the latest release of the so-called Epstein files. As an experienced Royal Correspondent
Do you BUGgers out there know how many times the bitter and twisted, washed-up, old hacks who compile this column have wanted to fucking well give up on their campaign to get “subs” at the Heralds to folio (number) pages with a polished and logical professionalism? Their campaign had hairs
Santoss made an ad for the 2026 Tour Down Under and it’s surprsingly honest and informative!Tell Labor to Dump Santos from the Tour Down Under
Australia’s most popular party (allegedly), One Nation, has called for a nation wide ban on writer’s festivals, claiming that they discriminate against those voters who are unable to read or write. ”I’ve had a bloody gutful of these so-called writers flaunting their ability to read and write in people’s faces,”
2026 has started with a bang for the fringe, extreme right party, One Nation, with 9 out of 10 adulterers nominating them as their party of choice to lead the country. ”Pauline tells it like it is and Barnaby is a man’s man,” said serial adulterer Fred Twophones. ”Barnaby is
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American authorities have today revealed that the much speculated upon Epstein files are nothing more than a list of countries that the United States should invade. ”Democrats and other bad people have tried for years to smear, Me, Donald Trump, with these Epstein files,” said the President. ”They said all
One Nation’s spokesperson for foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has released a statement that says that while he’s not sure why Donald Trump chose to invade Voo Voo Zella (sic) he supports him none the less. ”Look, I’m not sure why Donald would want a bloody Voo Voo Zella but I
If you talk shit, expect to be covered in shit. That’s the experience of our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges over some years now. And, besides, if our reader thought we were going to leave PM Anthony Albanese alone today over his stupid, reputation-damaging, decision to not only invite Israel’s genocidal President
UK NEWS: LONDON: In a shock move Britain will today begin slashing power bills while shutting down all of its traditional fossil-fuel electricity generators, nuclear power stations, and even its newer solar, wind, and other renewable power plants. UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer said the previously unforeseen change was made
ISRAELI PRESIDENT’S STATE VISIT: Mounting opposition across Australia to this month’s visit by Israeli President Isaac Herzog has resulted in a significant change of tone from Prime Minister Anthony Albanese as to what he thinks the visit will achieve. The PM has come under enormous flak from pro-Palestinian supporters and
Well, where does a summer go, hey? With only one summer month left to die in one of dozens of raging bushfires across the nation or drown in unprecedented flooding just about everywhere up north or have dozens of bull sharks enjoying riding the waves with you if you go
Today I can report exclusively that His Former Royal Highness the former Prince of York, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, has moved quickly to explain the very innocent explanation of supposedly “sensational” photos of him published as the result of the latest release of the so-called Epstein files. As an experienced Royal Correspondent
Do you BUGgers out there know how many times the bitter and twisted, washed-up, old hacks who compile this column have wanted to fucking well give up on their campaign to get “subs” at the Heralds to folio (number) pages with a polished and logical professionalism? Their campaign had hairs
Santoss made an ad for the 2026 Tour Down Under and it’s surprsingly honest and informative!Tell Labor to Dump Santos from the Tour Down Under
Australia’s most popular party (allegedly), One Nation, has called for a nation wide ban on writer’s festivals, claiming that they discriminate against those voters who are unable to read or write. ”I’ve had a bloody gutful of these so-called writers flaunting their ability to read and write in people’s faces,”
2026 has started with a bang for the fringe, extreme right party, One Nation, with 9 out of 10 adulterers nominating them as their party of choice to lead the country. ”Pauline tells it like it is and Barnaby is a man’s man,” said serial adulterer Fred Twophones. ”Barnaby is
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American authorities have today revealed that the much speculated upon Epstein files are nothing more than a list of countries that the United States should invade. ”Democrats and other bad people have tried for years to smear, Me, Donald Trump, with these Epstein files,” said the President. ”They said all
One Nation’s spokesperson for foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has released a statement that says that while he’s not sure why Donald Trump chose to invade Voo Voo Zella (sic) he supports him none the less. ”Look, I’m not sure why Donald would want a bloody Voo Voo Zella but I