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WASHINGTON, DC: President Donald Trump’s plans for Greenland should be clearer after a visit there by a US delegation next week. In releasing details of the visit, White House press secretary, Karoline Leavitt, (below) gave some hints about the President’s vision for the future of the self-governing Danish territory.

This column never tires of having fun with tyros – and, trust us, they are mainly the young ‘uns but sadly not always – who love using colourful language and words that sound bloody good even if their meaning really doesn’t suit the story being covered. So let’s run the

THE LAW: Australian lawyers say they fear a royal commission into the Bondi Beach shootings may be rushed. A range of practitioners attending Sydney’s permanent lawyers’ picnic including barrister Bill Ofcosts (main picture) expressed their view that it was important that any royal commission take an in-depth examination of the

Canberra: Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has bowed to growing pressure and will now hold a royal commission into the Bondi Beach massacre. Mr Albanese in a hastily arranged media call in the PM’s garden at Parliament House released the name of the RC here this morning and outlined its scope, objectives,

WASHINGTON, DC: Australia’s ambassador to the US, former prime minister Kevin Rudd, has rushed to the White House seeking urgent talks with Trump administration officials following comments by the US President on board Air Force One. A spokesperson for the Australian embassy in Washington said in the wake of Mr

American authorities have today revealed that the much speculated upon Epstein files are nothing more than a list of countries that the United States should invade. ”Democrats and other bad people have tried for years to smear, Me, Donald Trump, with these Epstein files,” said the President. ”They said all

Our Xcrements-of-the-Week judges would have probably bet their last dollar if they still had it that you BUGgers out there would have expected this column to devote itself entirely to the Tangarine Shitgibbon’s peace initiatives in Venezuela. But no! They’ve decided to highlight the enormous amount of xcrement that poured
One Nation’s spokesperson for foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has released a statement that says that while he’s not sure why Donald Trump chose to invade Voo Voo Zella (sic) he supports him none the less. ”Look, I’m not sure why Donald would want a bloody Voo Voo Zella but I

The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. 2025 has been a year of ups and downs, highs and lows and everything in between. We’ve had a Federal election which saw

A shire man suspects that a Christmas present and card that he received today from his mum and dad’s cat may not actually have been bought, wrapped up and written by

Retailers are celebrating this week after sales of lollies, puppies and white vans have surged following the implementation of the under 16’s social media ban. ”It’s been a great week at the shop, we’ve seen a heap of bigger guys all with neck beards for some reason pouring in

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WASHINGTON, DC: President Donald Trump’s plans for Greenland should be clearer after a visit there by a US delegation next week. In releasing details of the visit, White House press secretary, Karoline Leavitt, (below) gave some hints about the President’s vision for the future of the self-governing Danish territory.

This column never tires of having fun with tyros – and, trust us, they are mainly the young ‘uns but sadly not always – who love using colourful language and words that sound bloody good even if their meaning really doesn’t suit the story being covered. So let’s run the

THE LAW: Australian lawyers say they fear a royal commission into the Bondi Beach shootings may be rushed. A range of practitioners attending Sydney’s permanent lawyers’ picnic including barrister Bill Ofcosts (main picture) expressed their view that it was important that any royal commission take an in-depth examination of the

Canberra: Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has bowed to growing pressure and will now hold a royal commission into the Bondi Beach massacre. Mr Albanese in a hastily arranged media call in the PM’s garden at Parliament House released the name of the RC here this morning and outlined its scope, objectives,

WASHINGTON, DC: Australia’s ambassador to the US, former prime minister Kevin Rudd, has rushed to the White House seeking urgent talks with Trump administration officials following comments by the US President on board Air Force One. A spokesperson for the Australian embassy in Washington said in the wake of Mr

American authorities have today revealed that the much speculated upon Epstein files are nothing more than a list of countries that the United States should invade. ”Democrats and other bad people have tried for years to smear, Me, Donald Trump, with these Epstein files,” said the President. ”They said all

Our Xcrements-of-the-Week judges would have probably bet their last dollar if they still had it that you BUGgers out there would have expected this column to devote itself entirely to the Tangarine Shitgibbon’s peace initiatives in Venezuela. But no! They’ve decided to highlight the enormous amount of xcrement that poured
One Nation’s spokesperson for foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has released a statement that says that while he’s not sure why Donald Trump chose to invade Voo Voo Zella (sic) he supports him none the less. ”Look, I’m not sure why Donald would want a bloody Voo Voo Zella but I

The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. 2025 has been a year of ups and downs, highs and lows and everything in between. We’ve had a Federal election which saw

A shire man suspects that a Christmas present and card that he received today from his mum and dad’s cat may not actually have been bought, wrapped up and written by

Retailers are celebrating this week after sales of lollies, puppies and white vans have surged following the implementation of the under 16’s social media ban. ”It’s been a great week at the shop, we’ve seen a heap of bigger guys all with neck beards for some reason pouring in
