
WASHINGTON, DC: President Donald Trump has been quizzed on the claims being made by him and others in his administration such as Vice-President JD Vance (main picture) attacking the character of Renee Nicole Good, the young woman shot dead by an ICE agent in Minneapolis. Vice-President Vance said the shooting

…. ends up just being bullshit! Before the bitter, washed-up, hacks who compile this column get stuck into dear old Aunty for one unlast time, let’s all remind ourselves of what verify means. Pretty definitive, right? So let’s now have some fun with

First of all an apology. We had promised this second look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week from that week long now past would appear back on Tuesday and cover the most recent antics of Yam Tits as mentioned above. Sorry, cheap shot. We meant to say Captain Bone Spurs/The Tangarine Shitgibbon/Diaper Don/Demented

ROYAL COMMISSION: Former federal treasurer, Josh Frydenberg, is making a last-minute bid to dump former High Court judge, Virginia Bell, as head of the royal commission into the Bondi Beach shootings and antisemitism. Prior to Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s announcement yesterday of his decision to establish a royal commission, Mr

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WASHINGTON, DC: President Donald Trump’s plans for Greenland should be clearer after a visit there by a US delegation next week. In releasing details of the visit, White House press secretary, Karoline Leavitt, (below) gave some hints about the President’s vision for the future of the self-governing Danish territory.

This column never tires of having fun with tyros – and, trust us, they are mainly the young ‘uns but sadly not always – who love using colourful language and words that sound bloody good even if their meaning really doesn’t suit the story being covered. So let’s run the

American authorities have today revealed that the much speculated upon Epstein files are nothing more than a list of countries that the United States should invade. ”Democrats and other bad people have tried for years to smear, Me, Donald Trump, with these Epstein files,” said the President. ”They said all
One Nation’s spokesperson for foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has released a statement that says that while he’s not sure why Donald Trump chose to invade Voo Voo Zella (sic) he supports him none the less. ”Look, I’m not sure why Donald would want a bloody Voo Voo Zella but I

The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. 2025 has been a year of ups and downs, highs and lows and everything in between. We’ve had a Federal election which saw

A shire man suspects that a Christmas present and card that he received today from his mum and dad’s cat may not actually have been bought, wrapped up and written by

Retailers are celebrating this week after sales of lollies, puppies and white vans have surged following the implementation of the under 16’s social media ban. ”It’s been a great week at the shop, we’ve seen a heap of bigger guys all with neck beards for some reason pouring in

WASHINGTON, DC: President Donald Trump has been quizzed on the claims being made by him and others in his administration such as Vice-President JD Vance (main picture) attacking the character of Renee Nicole Good, the young woman shot dead by an ICE agent in Minneapolis. Vice-President Vance said the shooting

…. ends up just being bullshit! Before the bitter, washed-up, hacks who compile this column get stuck into dear old Aunty for one unlast time, let’s all remind ourselves of what verify means. Pretty definitive, right? So let’s now have some fun with

First of all an apology. We had promised this second look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week from that week long now past would appear back on Tuesday and cover the most recent antics of Yam Tits as mentioned above. Sorry, cheap shot. We meant to say Captain Bone Spurs/The Tangarine Shitgibbon/Diaper Don/Demented

ROYAL COMMISSION: Former federal treasurer, Josh Frydenberg, is making a last-minute bid to dump former High Court judge, Virginia Bell, as head of the royal commission into the Bondi Beach shootings and antisemitism. Prior to Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s announcement yesterday of his decision to establish a royal commission, Mr

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WASHINGTON, DC: President Donald Trump’s plans for Greenland should be clearer after a visit there by a US delegation next week. In releasing details of the visit, White House press secretary, Karoline Leavitt, (below) gave some hints about the President’s vision for the future of the self-governing Danish territory.

This column never tires of having fun with tyros – and, trust us, they are mainly the young ‘uns but sadly not always – who love using colourful language and words that sound bloody good even if their meaning really doesn’t suit the story being covered. So let’s run the

American authorities have today revealed that the much speculated upon Epstein files are nothing more than a list of countries that the United States should invade. ”Democrats and other bad people have tried for years to smear, Me, Donald Trump, with these Epstein files,” said the President. ”They said all
One Nation’s spokesperson for foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has released a statement that says that while he’s not sure why Donald Trump chose to invade Voo Voo Zella (sic) he supports him none the less. ”Look, I’m not sure why Donald would want a bloody Voo Voo Zella but I

The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. 2025 has been a year of ups and downs, highs and lows and everything in between. We’ve had a Federal election which saw

A shire man suspects that a Christmas present and card that he received today from his mum and dad’s cat may not actually have been bought, wrapped up and written by

Retailers are celebrating this week after sales of lollies, puppies and white vans have surged following the implementation of the under 16’s social media ban. ”It’s been a great week at the shop, we’ve seen a heap of bigger guys all with neck beards for some reason pouring in
