Interim Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has told colleagues that he assumed that Channel 7 were asking for the price of easter eggs, not everyday eggs, at last night’s leader’s debate. Mr Dutton guessed that eggs were $4, less than half of what they actually retail for. ”Poor Pete, he
It’s hard to believe that this time next week, Trumpet of Patriots leader Suellen Wrightson could be our prime-minister elect. In the interim, The Bug’s expert political analysts continue with their unsurpassed daily review of happenings on the hustings, despite the fact that they’ve just about had a gutful and
…. columnists! It’s obvious from the main image above that we have …. drum roll, please … a TIE for the uncoveted Coorey Uhlmann Newswriting Trophy for the penultimate week of the campaign. And, sure, it’s entirely fitting that the winners of the CUNT trophy for Week 4
Today week, it will all be over! Forget about our political leaders! The important question is: Can The Bug’s expert political analysts make it to polling day with all their faculties intact? Anzac Day on the federal election campaign trail saw Opposition Leader Peter Dutton sidelined for several
Imagine for a moment you have a filthy rich benefactor happy to spend many tens of millions of dollars to allow you to try to convince your fellow Australians through blanket advertising that you just might be a racist, ignorant, dumbfuck son/daughter of an appalling un-Australian moronic, braindead, bastard/bitch. You
Shadow Minister for Veterans’ Affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has clarified remarks he made on ABC Radio National this morning condemning outbreaks of booing at Melbourne’s Anzac Day dawn service when references were made to indigenous service personnel and when speakers made welcome to country statements. In his comments Mr Joyce, who
Already regarded by most commentators around the nation as providing by far the best coverage of Campaign ’25, The Bug proudly presents what we believe is a world first in election reporting. Stunned by the looks over recent days of Peter Dutton’s shadow ministers behind his back – and let’s
As Cardinals flock to Vatican City to pay respects to the old Pope and then elect a new one, an Australian Cardinal has told the local press of his excitement to be there, not only to vote but also consume a Conclave sausage or two. ”As I will be at
Opposition leader (for now), Peter Dutton, has told colleagues that the inspiration for his child sex offender registry came to him as he sat down at Cardinal George Pell’s funeral. ”George Pell certainly cast a spell on the hard-right side of the Coalition,” said a Coalition Spokesperson. ”He touched so
Peter Dutton’s head cheerleaders, Sky News Australia, have spent the last night trying to link Prime Minister Anthony Albanese with the death of the Pope. ”Can the Prime Minister prove his whereabouts on the night the Pope died?” Asked Sky News host turned investigator Andrew Bolt. ”It seems more
Peter Dutton’s hand picked shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has begged his leader to get him off the bench and put him out in to the campaign so he can press some flesh. ”They’re trailing in the polls and I’m left here sitting on the
Australia’s number one Donald Trump impersonator, Peter Dutton, has wheeled his son out in front of the press to illustrate the difficulty young people face in buying their first investment property. ”Times are tough and my son is a classic example of how tough they are,” said the member for
Interim Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has told colleagues that he assumed that Channel 7 were asking for the price of easter eggs, not everyday eggs, at last night’s leader’s debate. Mr Dutton guessed that eggs were $4, less than half of what they actually retail for. ”Poor Pete, he
It’s hard to believe that this time next week, Trumpet of Patriots leader Suellen Wrightson could be our prime-minister elect. In the interim, The Bug’s expert political analysts continue with their unsurpassed daily review of happenings on the hustings, despite the fact that they’ve just about had a gutful and
…. columnists! It’s obvious from the main image above that we have …. drum roll, please … a TIE for the uncoveted Coorey Uhlmann Newswriting Trophy for the penultimate week of the campaign. And, sure, it’s entirely fitting that the winners of the CUNT trophy for Week 4
Today week, it will all be over! Forget about our political leaders! The important question is: Can The Bug’s expert political analysts make it to polling day with all their faculties intact? Anzac Day on the federal election campaign trail saw Opposition Leader Peter Dutton sidelined for several
Imagine for a moment you have a filthy rich benefactor happy to spend many tens of millions of dollars to allow you to try to convince your fellow Australians through blanket advertising that you just might be a racist, ignorant, dumbfuck son/daughter of an appalling un-Australian moronic, braindead, bastard/bitch. You
Shadow Minister for Veterans’ Affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has clarified remarks he made on ABC Radio National this morning condemning outbreaks of booing at Melbourne’s Anzac Day dawn service when references were made to indigenous service personnel and when speakers made welcome to country statements. In his comments Mr Joyce, who
Already regarded by most commentators around the nation as providing by far the best coverage of Campaign ’25, The Bug proudly presents what we believe is a world first in election reporting. Stunned by the looks over recent days of Peter Dutton’s shadow ministers behind his back – and let’s
As Cardinals flock to Vatican City to pay respects to the old Pope and then elect a new one, an Australian Cardinal has told the local press of his excitement to be there, not only to vote but also consume a Conclave sausage or two. ”As I will be at
Opposition leader (for now), Peter Dutton, has told colleagues that the inspiration for his child sex offender registry came to him as he sat down at Cardinal George Pell’s funeral. ”George Pell certainly cast a spell on the hard-right side of the Coalition,” said a Coalition Spokesperson. ”He touched so
Peter Dutton’s head cheerleaders, Sky News Australia, have spent the last night trying to link Prime Minister Anthony Albanese with the death of the Pope. ”Can the Prime Minister prove his whereabouts on the night the Pope died?” Asked Sky News host turned investigator Andrew Bolt. ”It seems more
Peter Dutton’s hand picked shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has begged his leader to get him off the bench and put him out in to the campaign so he can press some flesh. ”They’re trailing in the polls and I’m left here sitting on the
Australia’s number one Donald Trump impersonator, Peter Dutton, has wheeled his son out in front of the press to illustrate the difficulty young people face in buying their first investment property. ”Times are tough and my son is a classic example of how tough they are,” said the member for