QUEENSLAND POLITICS: INGHAM: In the wake of its upset win in the Hinchinbrook by-election Queensland’s LNP government has hinted at plans to bring back capital punishment as it expands its policies for tackling youth crime. But Premier David Crisafulli rejected claims that its law-and-order policies were little more than a
In our first look yesterday at our Xcrements-of-the-(past)-Week, we probably spoilt our reader’s breakfast once more by concentrating on the things that Demented Donnie/Diaper Don/Captain Bone Spurs/The Moron of Mar-a-Lago/Yam Tits/Tangarine Shitgibbon says and does. (link at bottom) There’s no limit to the depths this dreadful excuse for a human
Low-rating cable channel, Sky news Australia, have announced that it will be throwing a Christmas party for it’s viewers, all 6 of them. Guests will be treated to a medley of songs from host Andrew Bolt and all will receive a free copy of former Prime Minister, Tony Abbott’s book
There are many ways to measure the mark of someone who thinks they’re a real man, and Donald J. Trump provided two fine examples this week. Of course these glimpses into what really makes this dreadful sub-human shitstain tick can vary enormously. The peace-loving Trump’s threat at the weekend that
and some are not, as my dad used to say! With the high temperatures we’ve already endured over recent weeks, some of youse BUGgers out there might be amazed to hear the southern-hemisphere summer only starts today. So, will it continue to be a stinker or
Irrelevant cross bencher, Barnaby Joyce, has called a press conference and told the two reporters present about how livid he was to not be invited to the Prime Minister’s bucks party. ”I can understand not making the cut to the wedding, fair enough, just give me the Bridesmaid’s numbers and
CANBERRA: Following the surprise nuptials of Prime Minister Anthony Albanese and partner Jodie Haydon, another political marriage has taken place in secrecy in the nation’s capital. In a brief ceremony, former National Party leader and former deputy prime minister, Barnaby Joyce, wed his long-time partner and national leader of the
The column that has fun with the smaller mistakes and missteps of Australia’s mainstream mediocre; that pays homage to those sweet little fishes that individually don’t amount to a full meal but collectively can cause a tummy upset over the overall state of the once great and noble craft of
Senator (yep, really) lil’ Malcolm Roberts from One Nation has not taken the news of Barnaby Joyce’s upcoming defection to the party well. With reports emerging that he was seen at Tuggeranong shopping centre screaming, crying and shouting at Pauline Hanson that Barnaby is not his real Dad. ”Malcolm is
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, is rumoured to announce today that he will be joining Australia’s biggest racist bigot, Pauline Hanson, as a member of the One Notion party. ”I can’t confirm or deny anything, you know I’m just a bloke going to work, not looking
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, is tipped this week to end his long-running marriage to the Nationals and slink off into the arms of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation. ”I’m not going to confirm or deny anything, just that occasionally people fall out of love and seek
Australia’s racist Aunty, Pauline Hanson, has been sent home from work early after hitting the Christmas sherry a little hard at lunch and then heading to work dressed up in a burqa. ”Aunty went to lunch with Uncle Barnaby and they had maybe a few too many bevvy’s and not
QUEENSLAND POLITICS: INGHAM: In the wake of its upset win in the Hinchinbrook by-election Queensland’s LNP government has hinted at plans to bring back capital punishment as it expands its policies for tackling youth crime. But Premier David Crisafulli rejected claims that its law-and-order policies were little more than a
In our first look yesterday at our Xcrements-of-the-(past)-Week, we probably spoilt our reader’s breakfast once more by concentrating on the things that Demented Donnie/Diaper Don/Captain Bone Spurs/The Moron of Mar-a-Lago/Yam Tits/Tangarine Shitgibbon says and does. (link at bottom) There’s no limit to the depths this dreadful excuse for a human
Low-rating cable channel, Sky news Australia, have announced that it will be throwing a Christmas party for it’s viewers, all 6 of them. Guests will be treated to a medley of songs from host Andrew Bolt and all will receive a free copy of former Prime Minister, Tony Abbott’s book
There are many ways to measure the mark of someone who thinks they’re a real man, and Donald J. Trump provided two fine examples this week. Of course these glimpses into what really makes this dreadful sub-human shitstain tick can vary enormously. The peace-loving Trump’s threat at the weekend that
and some are not, as my dad used to say! With the high temperatures we’ve already endured over recent weeks, some of youse BUGgers out there might be amazed to hear the southern-hemisphere summer only starts today. So, will it continue to be a stinker or
Irrelevant cross bencher, Barnaby Joyce, has called a press conference and told the two reporters present about how livid he was to not be invited to the Prime Minister’s bucks party. ”I can understand not making the cut to the wedding, fair enough, just give me the Bridesmaid’s numbers and
CANBERRA: Following the surprise nuptials of Prime Minister Anthony Albanese and partner Jodie Haydon, another political marriage has taken place in secrecy in the nation’s capital. In a brief ceremony, former National Party leader and former deputy prime minister, Barnaby Joyce, wed his long-time partner and national leader of the
The column that has fun with the smaller mistakes and missteps of Australia’s mainstream mediocre; that pays homage to those sweet little fishes that individually don’t amount to a full meal but collectively can cause a tummy upset over the overall state of the once great and noble craft of
Senator (yep, really) lil’ Malcolm Roberts from One Nation has not taken the news of Barnaby Joyce’s upcoming defection to the party well. With reports emerging that he was seen at Tuggeranong shopping centre screaming, crying and shouting at Pauline Hanson that Barnaby is not his real Dad. ”Malcolm is
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, is rumoured to announce today that he will be joining Australia’s biggest racist bigot, Pauline Hanson, as a member of the One Notion party. ”I can’t confirm or deny anything, you know I’m just a bloke going to work, not looking
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, is tipped this week to end his long-running marriage to the Nationals and slink off into the arms of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation. ”I’m not going to confirm or deny anything, just that occasionally people fall out of love and seek
Australia’s racist Aunty, Pauline Hanson, has been sent home from work early after hitting the Christmas sherry a little hard at lunch and then heading to work dressed up in a burqa. ”Aunty went to lunch with Uncle Barnaby and they had maybe a few too many bevvy’s and not