In a world exclusive I can report that future Academy Awards presentations will feature an entirely new category following plans by US President Donald Trump to follow his wife’s cinematic efforts with her recently released “documentary” Melania. My well-placed sources in Hollywood tell me that President Trump is in the

A word of warning before we get into the nitty-gritty of this second tranche of our popular Xcrements-of-the-Week selections. Soon, we’ll be highlighting the xcrement that plopped into our reeking prize barrel concerning some of the most wretched and horrible politicians ever to have blighted our planet, both here and

FEDERAL POLITICS/MEDIA: Advertising for the name change from the Newscorpse hate-speech platform Sky LNPNews Australia to Spews24 (at top and below) has sent waves of panic through Labor’s federal political ranks. They can handle the name change well enough but it was the image of the Spews24 presenters that

Before we get onto far more serious domestic issues centred on our woeful mainstream mediocre and probably the funniest weekly show on TV at the moment, our judges really liked this contribution (at top and below) from the incomparable Coalition Tea Lady. We thought her “name the

CANBERRA: In a world exclusive, our federal parliamentary gallery team can report that the Labor Party’s national executive has commissioned internal polling requested by Prime Minister Anthony Albanese to find ways of resolving the issue of the Australian ISIS brides and their children stuck in a Syrian camp and anxious

A HEARTFELT EDITORIAL: Those of youse BUGgers out there who have been around for quite a while will know that this organ has been very, very, naughty, a very, very, large number of times since it first reared its ugly crustacean bellend in 1989. We take no pride now