…. but what will summer bring? If you’ve ever doubted the work ethics of the bitter and twisted, washed-up, old hacks who compile this column, please be informed they were all up at 4am yesterday (Thursday) morning to see if the sub-editors on the Wednesday night
IMMIGRATION: PRETORIA: Six months after being the subject of a heated verbal ambush by Donald Trump in a White House meeting, South Africa’s President Cyril Ramaphosa is now singing the praises of his US counterpart. In a May meeting in the Oval Office, Mr Ramaphosa was berated by
The Coalition’s leader in exile, lil’ Andy Hastie, is undecided on when he will stick the knife in to interim Coalition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, he is leaning towards doing so next year, as it will allow him to have a nice Christmas break. ”It’s not a matter of if,
.. a damned good rogering by powerful, privileged white men! Our headings above riff, of course, off “If it bleeds, it leads”, the journalistic adage meaning that sensational stories involving violence, injury and death get priority in news selection, be it print or electronic media. Those headings
WASHINGTON, DC: President Donald Trump says he will not apologise for contradicting America’s own intelligence agencies by personally and publicly exonerating Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman of any involvement in the murder of US resident and Washington Post journalist, Jamal Khashoggi. In an Oval office meeting with the
Australia is set to meet their target of hitting net zero much earlier than 2050 after scientists managed to figure out how to channel the anger generated from low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, to power the grid. ”It’s early days yet but just last night the anger emanating from
WASHINGTON, DC: The White House is actively attempting to divert attention from any potentially incriminating information in the Epstein files about President Donald Trump. Presidential press secretary, Karoline Leavitt, (below) summoned White House press pool reporters and several netherworld spirits to the West Wing briefing room to release what she
STATE POLITICS: The planned rollout by the Crisafulli Queensland Government of a new tourism advertising campaign has enraged the state Labor Opposition and has also been roundly condemned by academic experts in ethical political practices. The Bug can reveal exclusively that the new multi-million dollar advertising campaign will
Australia’s most popular racist bigot, Pauline Hanson, has reached out to Australia’s most popular drunk adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, to come over to her place and enjoy a fresh batch of prison wine that Pauline knocked up in her toilet. ”Barnaby and I have a lot in common, what with us
Sky News Calls Australian Children Soft For Not Being Able To Handle A Little Asbestos In Their Sand
Sky News has taken a break from their crusade to have the Coalition bring back lead based petrol, to take aim at the Nation’s children. After news broke that schools were being closed due to sand being contaminated with asbestos. ”We are raising a generation of snowflakes,” raged Sky News
The Opposition’s newest talisman, Barnaby Joyce, has spent the weekend asking his colleagues to jump. This directive has been met with a smile from interim Opposition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, and a query of how high? ”It’s a sign of how unified we all are that Barnaby is now talking
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, is tipped today to announce a new Coalition slogan, what Barnaby wants Barnaby gets, as well as a ban on monogamy. ”We’ve had a really constructive week, the team and I,” said SS Ley. ”We sat down and looked at Barnaby’s demands and we
…. but what will summer bring? If you’ve ever doubted the work ethics of the bitter and twisted, washed-up, old hacks who compile this column, please be informed they were all up at 4am yesterday (Thursday) morning to see if the sub-editors on the Wednesday night
IMMIGRATION: PRETORIA: Six months after being the subject of a heated verbal ambush by Donald Trump in a White House meeting, South Africa’s President Cyril Ramaphosa is now singing the praises of his US counterpart. In a May meeting in the Oval Office, Mr Ramaphosa was berated by
The Coalition’s leader in exile, lil’ Andy Hastie, is undecided on when he will stick the knife in to interim Coalition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, he is leaning towards doing so next year, as it will allow him to have a nice Christmas break. ”It’s not a matter of if,
.. a damned good rogering by powerful, privileged white men! Our headings above riff, of course, off “If it bleeds, it leads”, the journalistic adage meaning that sensational stories involving violence, injury and death get priority in news selection, be it print or electronic media. Those headings
WASHINGTON, DC: President Donald Trump says he will not apologise for contradicting America’s own intelligence agencies by personally and publicly exonerating Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman of any involvement in the murder of US resident and Washington Post journalist, Jamal Khashoggi. In an Oval office meeting with the
Australia is set to meet their target of hitting net zero much earlier than 2050 after scientists managed to figure out how to channel the anger generated from low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, to power the grid. ”It’s early days yet but just last night the anger emanating from
WASHINGTON, DC: The White House is actively attempting to divert attention from any potentially incriminating information in the Epstein files about President Donald Trump. Presidential press secretary, Karoline Leavitt, (below) summoned White House press pool reporters and several netherworld spirits to the West Wing briefing room to release what she
STATE POLITICS: The planned rollout by the Crisafulli Queensland Government of a new tourism advertising campaign has enraged the state Labor Opposition and has also been roundly condemned by academic experts in ethical political practices. The Bug can reveal exclusively that the new multi-million dollar advertising campaign will
Australia’s most popular racist bigot, Pauline Hanson, has reached out to Australia’s most popular drunk adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, to come over to her place and enjoy a fresh batch of prison wine that Pauline knocked up in her toilet. ”Barnaby and I have a lot in common, what with us
Sky News Calls Australian Children Soft For Not Being Able To Handle A Little Asbestos In Their Sand
Sky News has taken a break from their crusade to have the Coalition bring back lead based petrol, to take aim at the Nation’s children. After news broke that schools were being closed due to sand being contaminated with asbestos. ”We are raising a generation of snowflakes,” raged Sky News
The Opposition’s newest talisman, Barnaby Joyce, has spent the weekend asking his colleagues to jump. This directive has been met with a smile from interim Opposition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, and a query of how high? ”It’s a sign of how unified we all are that Barnaby is now talking
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, is tipped today to announce a new Coalition slogan, what Barnaby wants Barnaby gets, as well as a ban on monogamy. ”We’ve had a really constructive week, the team and I,” said SS Ley. ”We sat down and looked at Barnaby’s demands and we