GATTON, south-east Queensland: Doctors here are hoping for a slow recovery at best as Aunty Pauline Hanson, national leader of the white indigenous one nations people, continues treatment here after collapsing from shock at her Lockyer Valley farmhouse near Laidley overnight. The Bug understands Aunty Pauline, who has proudly led
Mind if we burn off just a tiny third and final tranche of our Xcrements-of-the-(very past)Week? We seek you permission because we realised that some of the xcrement we had not shared with you earlier this week covered the absolute devastation of the ground with little hope of survival for
BRISBANE: One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has confirmed she spoke “very briefly” to US President Donald Trump while attending a far right-wing political conference at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida earlier this week. Ms Hanson skipped parliamentary sittings in Canberra to attend the 2025 Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) where
WORLD EXCLUSIVE! In a world first, The Bug can reveal that US President Donald Trump is set to publish the follow-up tome (above) to his international best-seller from late 1987. Our Washington bureau understands that President Trump, with other merc sales going so well through his
CANBERRA: A former senior federal Liberal Party MP has denied current agitation against Ssussan Ley’ss leadership signals a hostile environment for women within the party. “That’s total balls, love. I wouldn’t worry your pretty little head about any nonsense like anti-sheila sentiment within the Liberal Party,” the former MP and
Australia’s favourite racist bigot, Pauline Hanson, has returned from America after skipping out from work for two weeks to swan around Mar-A-Lago, and the Queensland Senator is full of ideas. ”I learnt so much from just being around the Trump administration,” said the Queensland bigot. ”For years I’ve vilified foreigners
Some of this nation’s biggest mainstream mediocre arse-lickers have fallen short with a bright new star flashing past them just before the post to claim October 2025 Arse-Licker glory. BUGgers will remember an appeal issue by our our ALOTM judges several weeks ago for late October entries even if two
As Parliament winds down for the year the faceless (but not voiceless) men of the Liberal party are tipped to tap interim leader, Sussan Ley, on the shoulder to call for a leadership spill and ask her to please bring along a plate. ”Sussan’s had her chance but now it’s
The moderate wing of the Coalition (apparently they exist), have told anyone who’ll listen, that they may bend over and accept the party dropping net-zero but they won’t be happy. ”It’s time that our colleagues start listening to what we and the electorate have to say,” said a Liberal moderate
It’s the race that stops a Nation so why not get involved. Have a go as a former Prime Minister would say by running an office sweep. Many papers provide sweeps for you to cut up and use and we here at theunAustralian.net are no different. However, our sweep is
The National party has held a press conference over the weekend to tell the Nation that they are committed to bringing back leaded petrol. They have told their junior Coalition colleagues, the Liberals, that this is non-negotiable. ”Australia rest assured we are listening,” said interim Nationals leader David Littleproud. ”One
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A stoner kid from Queensland who skipped a huge portion of his ancient history classes currently feels like the luckiest person on planet earth right now. Jake Finch (17), a lovable yet occasionally mischivious boy with a love for the mary jane, was feeling slightly under prepared for
GATTON, south-east Queensland: Doctors here are hoping for a slow recovery at best as Aunty Pauline Hanson, national leader of the white indigenous one nations people, continues treatment here after collapsing from shock at her Lockyer Valley farmhouse near Laidley overnight. The Bug understands Aunty Pauline, who has proudly led
Mind if we burn off just a tiny third and final tranche of our Xcrements-of-the-(very past)Week? We seek you permission because we realised that some of the xcrement we had not shared with you earlier this week covered the absolute devastation of the ground with little hope of survival for
BRISBANE: One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has confirmed she spoke “very briefly” to US President Donald Trump while attending a far right-wing political conference at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida earlier this week. Ms Hanson skipped parliamentary sittings in Canberra to attend the 2025 Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) where
WORLD EXCLUSIVE! In a world first, The Bug can reveal that US President Donald Trump is set to publish the follow-up tome (above) to his international best-seller from late 1987. Our Washington bureau understands that President Trump, with other merc sales going so well through his
CANBERRA: A former senior federal Liberal Party MP has denied current agitation against Ssussan Ley’ss leadership signals a hostile environment for women within the party. “That’s total balls, love. I wouldn’t worry your pretty little head about any nonsense like anti-sheila sentiment within the Liberal Party,” the former MP and
Australia’s favourite racist bigot, Pauline Hanson, has returned from America after skipping out from work for two weeks to swan around Mar-A-Lago, and the Queensland Senator is full of ideas. ”I learnt so much from just being around the Trump administration,” said the Queensland bigot. ”For years I’ve vilified foreigners
Some of this nation’s biggest mainstream mediocre arse-lickers have fallen short with a bright new star flashing past them just before the post to claim October 2025 Arse-Licker glory. BUGgers will remember an appeal issue by our our ALOTM judges several weeks ago for late October entries even if two
As Parliament winds down for the year the faceless (but not voiceless) men of the Liberal party are tipped to tap interim leader, Sussan Ley, on the shoulder to call for a leadership spill and ask her to please bring along a plate. ”Sussan’s had her chance but now it’s
The moderate wing of the Coalition (apparently they exist), have told anyone who’ll listen, that they may bend over and accept the party dropping net-zero but they won’t be happy. ”It’s time that our colleagues start listening to what we and the electorate have to say,” said a Liberal moderate
It’s the race that stops a Nation so why not get involved. Have a go as a former Prime Minister would say by running an office sweep. Many papers provide sweeps for you to cut up and use and we here at theunAustralian.net are no different. However, our sweep is
The National party has held a press conference over the weekend to tell the Nation that they are committed to bringing back leaded petrol. They have told their junior Coalition colleagues, the Liberals, that this is non-negotiable. ”Australia rest assured we are listening,” said interim Nationals leader David Littleproud. ”One
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A stoner kid from Queensland who skipped a huge portion of his ancient history classes currently feels like the luckiest person on planet earth right now. Jake Finch (17), a lovable yet occasionally mischivious boy with a love for the mary jane, was feeling slightly under prepared for