.. a damned good rogering by powerful, privileged white men! Our headings above riff, of course, off “If it bleeds, it leads”, the journalistic adage meaning that sensational stories involving violence, injury and death get priority in news selection, be it print or electronic media. Those headings
WASHINGTON, DC: President Donald Trump says he will not apologise for contradicting America’s own intelligence agencies by personally and publicly exonerating Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman of any involvement in the murder of US resident and Washington Post journalist, Jamal Khashoggi. In an Oval office meeting with the
Australia is set to meet their target of hitting net zero much earlier than 2050 after scientists managed to figure out how to channel the anger generated from low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, to power the grid. ”It’s early days yet but just last night the anger emanating from
WASHINGTON, DC: The White House is actively attempting to divert attention from any potentially incriminating information in the Epstein files about President Donald Trump. Presidential press secretary, Karoline Leavitt, (below) summoned White House press pool reporters and several netherworld spirits to the West Wing briefing room to release what she
STATE POLITICS: The planned rollout by the Crisafulli Queensland Government of a new tourism advertising campaign has enraged the state Labor Opposition and has also been roundly condemned by academic experts in ethical political practices. The Bug can reveal exclusively that the new multi-million dollar advertising campaign will
Australia’s most popular racist bigot, Pauline Hanson, has reached out to Australia’s most popular drunk adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, to come over to her place and enjoy a fresh batch of prison wine that Pauline knocked up in her toilet. ”Barnaby and I have a lot in common, what with us
CANBERRA: Liberal Party leadership aspirant Andrew Hastie has agreed with Opposition Leader, Ssussan Ley, (main picture) that she will still be heading the party by 2028. When contacted early this morning, Mr Hastie supported the claim made by Mss Ley in an interview on ABC TV’s 7.30 last night. The
Have you BUGgers out there ever considered the possibility that Donald Trump is not now, and never has been, a pedophile? Can you even begin to imagine the billions of dollars he’ll be awarded in court once it’s proven conclusively that while he might have flown to Jeffrey Epstein’s love
Sky News Calls Australian Children Soft For Not Being Able To Handle A Little Asbestos In Their Sand
Sky News has taken a break from their crusade to have the Coalition bring back lead based petrol, to take aim at the Nation’s children. After news broke that schools were being closed due to sand being contaminated with asbestos. ”We are raising a generation of snowflakes,” raged Sky News
The Opposition’s newest talisman, Barnaby Joyce, has spent the weekend asking his colleagues to jump. This directive has been met with a smile from interim Opposition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, and a query of how high? ”It’s a sign of how unified we all are that Barnaby is now talking
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, is tipped today to announce a new Coalition slogan, what Barnaby wants Barnaby gets, as well as a ban on monogamy. ”We’ve had a really constructive week, the team and I,” said SS Ley. ”We sat down and looked at Barnaby’s demands and we
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan SS Ley, has asked the tax payer to fork out over 100k in order to bring her Coalition colleagues back to Canberra so that they can vote on changing their policies to appease Barnaby Joyce. ”We’ve taken some time to reflect on the election loss,
.. a damned good rogering by powerful, privileged white men! Our headings above riff, of course, off “If it bleeds, it leads”, the journalistic adage meaning that sensational stories involving violence, injury and death get priority in news selection, be it print or electronic media. Those headings
WASHINGTON, DC: President Donald Trump says he will not apologise for contradicting America’s own intelligence agencies by personally and publicly exonerating Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman of any involvement in the murder of US resident and Washington Post journalist, Jamal Khashoggi. In an Oval office meeting with the
Australia is set to meet their target of hitting net zero much earlier than 2050 after scientists managed to figure out how to channel the anger generated from low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, to power the grid. ”It’s early days yet but just last night the anger emanating from
WASHINGTON, DC: The White House is actively attempting to divert attention from any potentially incriminating information in the Epstein files about President Donald Trump. Presidential press secretary, Karoline Leavitt, (below) summoned White House press pool reporters and several netherworld spirits to the West Wing briefing room to release what she
STATE POLITICS: The planned rollout by the Crisafulli Queensland Government of a new tourism advertising campaign has enraged the state Labor Opposition and has also been roundly condemned by academic experts in ethical political practices. The Bug can reveal exclusively that the new multi-million dollar advertising campaign will
Australia’s most popular racist bigot, Pauline Hanson, has reached out to Australia’s most popular drunk adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, to come over to her place and enjoy a fresh batch of prison wine that Pauline knocked up in her toilet. ”Barnaby and I have a lot in common, what with us
CANBERRA: Liberal Party leadership aspirant Andrew Hastie has agreed with Opposition Leader, Ssussan Ley, (main picture) that she will still be heading the party by 2028. When contacted early this morning, Mr Hastie supported the claim made by Mss Ley in an interview on ABC TV’s 7.30 last night. The
Have you BUGgers out there ever considered the possibility that Donald Trump is not now, and never has been, a pedophile? Can you even begin to imagine the billions of dollars he’ll be awarded in court once it’s proven conclusively that while he might have flown to Jeffrey Epstein’s love
Sky News Calls Australian Children Soft For Not Being Able To Handle A Little Asbestos In Their Sand
Sky News has taken a break from their crusade to have the Coalition bring back lead based petrol, to take aim at the Nation’s children. After news broke that schools were being closed due to sand being contaminated with asbestos. ”We are raising a generation of snowflakes,” raged Sky News
The Opposition’s newest talisman, Barnaby Joyce, has spent the weekend asking his colleagues to jump. This directive has been met with a smile from interim Opposition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, and a query of how high? ”It’s a sign of how unified we all are that Barnaby is now talking
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, is tipped today to announce a new Coalition slogan, what Barnaby wants Barnaby gets, as well as a ban on monogamy. ”We’ve had a really constructive week, the team and I,” said SS Ley. ”We sat down and looked at Barnaby’s demands and we
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan SS Ley, has asked the tax payer to fork out over 100k in order to bring her Coalition colleagues back to Canberra so that they can vote on changing their policies to appease Barnaby Joyce. ”We’ve taken some time to reflect on the election loss,