It is so, so, fitting that on this special day, our much-loved Xcrements-of-the-Week column is entirely devoted to that grate un-Australian, our very own Deputy Prime Minister Richard Marles! And a record number of Xctretas have opened their bum bay doors this past week and covered Marles in tonnes of
BRISBANE: The ceremony announcing the winner of The Bug‘s Australian of the Year Award for 2025 (AOTY) was thrown into chaos last night when the winners of the prestigious honour announced plans to split and give away the award. Chair of the award’s judging panel, The Bug‘s finance and investment
PROPERTY NEWS: TEL AVIV: After initially expressing doubts about US President Donald Trump’s plans for the Bored of Peace overseeing Gaza’s redevelopment and rebuilding, Israel Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, says he is now fully onboard with the concept and is even urging its members to be more
Sorry, BUGgers, but we have no exact time for when the above-mentioned fuckup was spotted and remedied but it did happen some time last night at that great institution of logic and professional journalism – the subs (we’re assuming there’s more than one) desk at the Heralds HQ in Sydney.
WASHINGTON, DC: The White House has defended remarks by President Donald Trump critical of the bravery of non-American military personnel during the war in Afghanistan launched after the 9/11 terrorist attacks on US soil. Mr Trump has provoked anger among allies such as the UK by saying British troops and
And at great cost to us! And we’re not just talking about the cost of preparing fresh online tutorials for the idiots who call themselves sub-editors on The Sydney Morning Herald and The Sun-Herald – the ones who have in the past week or so have broken
Santoss made an ad for the 2026 Tour Down Under and it’s surprsingly honest and informative!Tell Labor to Dump Santos from the Tour Down Under
Australia’s most popular party (allegedly), One Nation, has called for a nation wide ban on writer’s festivals, claiming that they discriminate against those voters who are unable to read or write. ”I’ve had a bloody gutful of these so-called writers flaunting their ability to read and write in people’s faces,”
2026 has started with a bang for the fringe, extreme right party, One Nation, with 9 out of 10 adulterers nominating them as their party of choice to lead the country. ”Pauline tells it like it is and Barnaby is a man’s man,” said serial adulterer Fred Twophones. ”Barnaby is
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American authorities have today revealed that the much speculated upon Epstein files are nothing more than a list of countries that the United States should invade. ”Democrats and other bad people have tried for years to smear, Me, Donald Trump, with these Epstein files,” said the President. ”They said all
One Nation’s spokesperson for foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has released a statement that says that while he’s not sure why Donald Trump chose to invade Voo Voo Zella (sic) he supports him none the less. ”Look, I’m not sure why Donald would want a bloody Voo Voo Zella but I
It is so, so, fitting that on this special day, our much-loved Xcrements-of-the-Week column is entirely devoted to that grate un-Australian, our very own Deputy Prime Minister Richard Marles! And a record number of Xctretas have opened their bum bay doors this past week and covered Marles in tonnes of
BRISBANE: The ceremony announcing the winner of The Bug‘s Australian of the Year Award for 2025 (AOTY) was thrown into chaos last night when the winners of the prestigious honour announced plans to split and give away the award. Chair of the award’s judging panel, The Bug‘s finance and investment
PROPERTY NEWS: TEL AVIV: After initially expressing doubts about US President Donald Trump’s plans for the Bored of Peace overseeing Gaza’s redevelopment and rebuilding, Israel Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, says he is now fully onboard with the concept and is even urging its members to be more
Sorry, BUGgers, but we have no exact time for when the above-mentioned fuckup was spotted and remedied but it did happen some time last night at that great institution of logic and professional journalism – the subs (we’re assuming there’s more than one) desk at the Heralds HQ in Sydney.
WASHINGTON, DC: The White House has defended remarks by President Donald Trump critical of the bravery of non-American military personnel during the war in Afghanistan launched after the 9/11 terrorist attacks on US soil. Mr Trump has provoked anger among allies such as the UK by saying British troops and
And at great cost to us! And we’re not just talking about the cost of preparing fresh online tutorials for the idiots who call themselves sub-editors on The Sydney Morning Herald and The Sun-Herald – the ones who have in the past week or so have broken
Santoss made an ad for the 2026 Tour Down Under and it’s surprsingly honest and informative!Tell Labor to Dump Santos from the Tour Down Under
Australia’s most popular party (allegedly), One Nation, has called for a nation wide ban on writer’s festivals, claiming that they discriminate against those voters who are unable to read or write. ”I’ve had a bloody gutful of these so-called writers flaunting their ability to read and write in people’s faces,”
2026 has started with a bang for the fringe, extreme right party, One Nation, with 9 out of 10 adulterers nominating them as their party of choice to lead the country. ”Pauline tells it like it is and Barnaby is a man’s man,” said serial adulterer Fred Twophones. ”Barnaby is
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American authorities have today revealed that the much speculated upon Epstein files are nothing more than a list of countries that the United States should invade. ”Democrats and other bad people have tried for years to smear, Me, Donald Trump, with these Epstein files,” said the President. ”They said all
One Nation’s spokesperson for foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has released a statement that says that while he’s not sure why Donald Trump chose to invade Voo Voo Zella (sic) he supports him none the less. ”Look, I’m not sure why Donald would want a bloody Voo Voo Zella but I