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In pole position: what Dutton says!

In pole position: what Dutton says!

Want just a microcosm of the damage that’s been done to the Australian Broadcasting Corporation by having the likes of former Newcorpse junkies Ita Butrose and Kim Williams in charge? Let’s dissect ABC TV’s Queensland lead yarn at 7pm last night: the Albanese government’s announcement to increase the income caps
Shoe shops face shortage

Shoe shops face shortage

BRISBANE: Brisbane men’s footwear stores have all reported a run on white shoes as the Crisafulli Government prepares to release its 100-day review of plans for 2023 Olympic Games venues in Brisbane. (below) Arch Fallon, owner of an inner-city shoe store, said the unusually high demand had seen
The ‘Never Gonna Happen” list!

The ‘Never Gonna Happen” list!

…and it’ll probably keep growing! Anyone else out there in BUGland puzzled by how much of our daily news cycles are constantly dominated by issues that seem so terribly important but whose projected or much-touted outcomes are never, ever, going to happen? Here are just a few. AUKUS
Dutton quits Liberal leadership

Dutton quits Liberal leadership

CANBERRA: Peter Dutton has announced plans to quit the Liberal Party leadership and carve out a new career in international diplomacy. Mr Dutton (far right at left in main picture) said his deputy Sussan Ley (far right at right in main picture) would be acting leader until his far-right replacement
Musk doubles down with new model

Musk doubles down with new model

WASHINGTON, DC: Elon Musk has responded to the backlash against his Tesla electric vehicles sparked by his far-right political role in the Trump White House by launching a new model. Musk today unveiled the new Tesla Hitler (main picture), defiantly declaring he couldn’t care less if it continues to leverage
Is this hardly normal practice..

Is this hardly normal practice..

… ever going to end? Ever since the world’s first printed newspaper rolled off German presses in 1605 (of course we had to look that up!), never, ever has page 3 also been called the front page or the cover page. Well, that was at least until Gerry

In pole position: what Dutton says!

In pole position: what Dutton says!
Want just a microcosm of the damage that’s been done to the Australian Broadcasting Corporation by having the likes of former Newcorpse junkies Ita Butrose and Kim Williams in charge? Let’s dissect ABC TV’s Queensland lead yarn at 7pm last night: the Albanese government’s announcement to increase the income caps

Shoe shops face shortage

Shoe shops face shortage
BRISBANE: Brisbane men’s footwear stores have all reported a run on white shoes as the Crisafulli Government prepares to release its 100-day review of plans for 2023 Olympic Games venues in Brisbane. (below) Arch Fallon, owner of an inner-city shoe store, said the unusually high demand had seen

The ‘Never Gonna Happen” list!

The ‘Never Gonna Happen” list!
…and it’ll probably keep growing! Anyone else out there in BUGland puzzled by how much of our daily news cycles are constantly dominated by issues that seem so terribly important but whose projected or much-touted outcomes are never, ever, going to happen? Here are just a few. AUKUS

Dutton quits Liberal leadership

Dutton quits Liberal leadership
CANBERRA: Peter Dutton has announced plans to quit the Liberal Party leadership and carve out a new career in international diplomacy. Mr Dutton (far right at left in main picture) said his deputy Sussan Ley (far right at right in main picture) would be acting leader until his far-right replacement

Musk doubles down with new model

Musk doubles down with new model
WASHINGTON, DC: Elon Musk has responded to the backlash against his Tesla electric vehicles sparked by his far-right political role in the Trump White House by launching a new model. Musk today unveiled the new Tesla Hitler (main picture), defiantly declaring he couldn’t care less if it continues to leverage

Is this hardly normal practice..

Is this hardly normal practice..
… ever going to end? Ever since the world’s first printed newspaper rolled off German presses in 1605 (of course we had to look that up!), never, ever has page 3 also been called the front page or the cover page. Well, that was at least until Gerry