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Trump deals himself a winning dollar hand!

Trump deals himself a winning dollar hand!

WORLD EXCLUSIVE! In a world first, The Bug can reveal that US President Donald Trump is set to publish the follow-up tome (above) to his international best-seller from late 1987. Our Washington bureau understands that President Trump, with other merc sales going so well through his
Lib powerbroker backs quotas

Lib powerbroker backs quotas

CANBERRA: A former senior federal Liberal Party MP has denied current agitation against Ssussan Ley’ss leadership signals a hostile environment for women within the party. “That’s total balls, love. I wouldn’t worry your pretty little head about any nonsense like anti-sheila sentiment within the Liberal Party,” the former MP and
Classic tongue in Rupe’s groove action!

Classic tongue in Rupe’s groove action!

Some of this nation’s biggest mainstream mediocre arse-lickers have fallen short with a bright new star flashing past them just before the post to claim October 2025 Arse-Licker glory. BUGgers will remember an appeal issue by our our ALOTM judges several weeks ago for late October entries even if two
MPs defend abortion remarks

MPs defend abortion remarks

CANBERRA: Two opposition MPs have denied stoking far-right-wing sentiment by dragging the subject of abortion into debates on legislation now before the Australian Parliament. West Australian Liberal Party backbencher, Andrew Hastie, (far right at left in main picture) and former National Party leader currently estranged from the party, Barnaby Joyce,
Queen helps restore Andrew’s honour

Queen helps restore Andrew’s honour

LONDON: His Majesty King Charles III has restored to the former Prince Andrew one of the honours stripped from him last week. I am told by my Buckingham Palace sources that Her Majesty Queen Camilla was instrumental in having the King reverse his own decision to remove the now Mr
The Orange Oaf never disappoints!

The Orange Oaf never disappoints!

Boy, oh, boy! Do we at The Bug feel like absolute silly-billies. When we decided to hold over selected stool samples of the xcrement plopped on Donald Trump last week, we were a little concerned that this dreadful shit-stain on humanity mightn’t say something really awful overnight to hang all

Trump deals himself a winning dollar hand!

Trump deals himself a winning dollar hand!
WORLD EXCLUSIVE! In a world first, The Bug can reveal that US President Donald Trump is set to publish the follow-up tome (above) to his international best-seller from late 1987. Our Washington bureau understands that President Trump, with other merc sales going so well through his

Lib powerbroker backs quotas

Lib powerbroker backs quotas
CANBERRA: A former senior federal Liberal Party MP has denied current agitation against Ssussan Ley’ss leadership signals a hostile environment for women within the party. “That’s total balls, love. I wouldn’t worry your pretty little head about any nonsense like anti-sheila sentiment within the Liberal Party,” the former MP and

Classic tongue in Rupe’s groove action!

Classic tongue in Rupe’s groove action!
Some of this nation’s biggest mainstream mediocre arse-lickers have fallen short with a bright new star flashing past them just before the post to claim October 2025 Arse-Licker glory. BUGgers will remember an appeal issue by our our ALOTM judges several weeks ago for late October entries even if two

MPs defend abortion remarks

MPs defend abortion remarks
CANBERRA: Two opposition MPs have denied stoking far-right-wing sentiment by dragging the subject of abortion into debates on legislation now before the Australian Parliament. West Australian Liberal Party backbencher, Andrew Hastie, (far right at left in main picture) and former National Party leader currently estranged from the party, Barnaby Joyce,

Queen helps restore Andrew’s honour

Queen helps restore Andrew’s honour
LONDON: His Majesty King Charles III has restored to the former Prince Andrew one of the honours stripped from him last week. I am told by my Buckingham Palace sources that Her Majesty Queen Camilla was instrumental in having the King reverse his own decision to remove the now Mr

The Orange Oaf never disappoints!

The Orange Oaf never disappoints!
Boy, oh, boy! Do we at The Bug feel like absolute silly-billies. When we decided to hold over selected stool samples of the xcrement plopped on Donald Trump last week, we were a little concerned that this dreadful shit-stain on humanity mightn’t say something really awful overnight to hang all