Sussan Ley, Angus Taylor and the other bloke, Dave or Dan, have all thrown their hats in to the ring to challenge for the Liberal leadership. The vacancy arises after former leader, Peter Dutton, was comprehensively thrashed at the last election. ”Ah, look, whoever wins doesn’t really matter in the
Another Bundy Rum-fuelled brawl in the judges’ room delayed the announcement of our Arse-Licker-of-the-Month for April but as they’ve slowly been released from hospital a quorum could be formed to get this done! Why the fisticuffs? In our judges’ room on Pod 4 mezzanine level at BUG HQ, our panel
One of News Crap Australia’s prominent Righters is defying legal threats and will continue to perform his new comedy routine examining the outcome of the 2025 federal election. Greg Sheridan, foreign editor of the Murdoch media’s national broadshit The Australian, (far right and in middle in main image) premiered his
Australia’s #auspol tragics have been left disappointed today after what they thought was a sign of a new Coalition leader, a puff of white smoke emanating from the Coalition party room turned out to just be Barnaby Joyce smashing a new vape. ”Yeah, my bad, didn’t realise this guava blueberry
Our first look yesterday at our Xcrements-of-the-Week concentrated largely on the Mashed Spud, aka the former member for Dickson, Peter “It turns out that people finally got to know me so voted No!” Dutton. So we’ll be kind and leave him alone to lick his wounds and focus this time
News Crap Australia says it has taken heed of the federal election result and will make significant changes to its operations as a result. According to a News Crap Australia spokesperson, the company would be renaming a number of its media outlets as an initial response to the humiliating defeat
Sky News Australia’s leading poll expert, Sharri Markson, has told her viewers, all 6 of them, that internal polls leaked to her reveal that the former member for Dickson, Peter Dutton, will be declared Pope at this week’s Conclave. ”I have it on very good authority that what you read
At the outset, can we just say that The Bug as Australia’s No1 family newszine has never kicked some one when they are down. Well, not average people anyway. We have never made fun of the hoi polloi, the great unwashed, the common folk, the down-trodden. We’ve left them alone
CANBERRA: Acting Liberal Party leader Sussan Ley has begun the process of assessing the policy offerings Peter Dutton took to last Saturday’s election that led to its historic loss. Ms Ley arrived at the federal Liberal Party secretariat at Menzies House in Canberra this morning (main picture) telling reporters that
Australia’s leading numerologist and as it stands interim leader of the Liberal party, Sussan Ley, has thrown her hat into the ring to become full-time leader by telling colleagues that she will make the party great again by adding an extra L to the Lliberals. ”It’s fair to say last
Low-rating news channel, Sky News Australia, have taken a break from mourning the loss of their idol, Peter Dutton, to wonder how their viewers, all 10 of them, didn’t swing the election in the Coalition’s favour. ”It baffles me, I mean it really baffles me,” pondered election result denialist, Andrew
Coalition backbenchers despairing at the dreadful election loss delivered by their leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton, have spent the day googling how to polish a turd in anticipation of shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor challenging for the leadership. ”It was always a risk putting Peter in the top job, but
Sussan Ley, Angus Taylor and the other bloke, Dave or Dan, have all thrown their hats in to the ring to challenge for the Liberal leadership. The vacancy arises after former leader, Peter Dutton, was comprehensively thrashed at the last election. ”Ah, look, whoever wins doesn’t really matter in the
Another Bundy Rum-fuelled brawl in the judges’ room delayed the announcement of our Arse-Licker-of-the-Month for April but as they’ve slowly been released from hospital a quorum could be formed to get this done! Why the fisticuffs? In our judges’ room on Pod 4 mezzanine level at BUG HQ, our panel
One of News Crap Australia’s prominent Righters is defying legal threats and will continue to perform his new comedy routine examining the outcome of the 2025 federal election. Greg Sheridan, foreign editor of the Murdoch media’s national broadshit The Australian, (far right and in middle in main image) premiered his
Australia’s #auspol tragics have been left disappointed today after what they thought was a sign of a new Coalition leader, a puff of white smoke emanating from the Coalition party room turned out to just be Barnaby Joyce smashing a new vape. ”Yeah, my bad, didn’t realise this guava blueberry
Our first look yesterday at our Xcrements-of-the-Week concentrated largely on the Mashed Spud, aka the former member for Dickson, Peter “It turns out that people finally got to know me so voted No!” Dutton. So we’ll be kind and leave him alone to lick his wounds and focus this time
News Crap Australia says it has taken heed of the federal election result and will make significant changes to its operations as a result. According to a News Crap Australia spokesperson, the company would be renaming a number of its media outlets as an initial response to the humiliating defeat
Sky News Australia’s leading poll expert, Sharri Markson, has told her viewers, all 6 of them, that internal polls leaked to her reveal that the former member for Dickson, Peter Dutton, will be declared Pope at this week’s Conclave. ”I have it on very good authority that what you read
At the outset, can we just say that The Bug as Australia’s No1 family newszine has never kicked some one when they are down. Well, not average people anyway. We have never made fun of the hoi polloi, the great unwashed, the common folk, the down-trodden. We’ve left them alone
CANBERRA: Acting Liberal Party leader Sussan Ley has begun the process of assessing the policy offerings Peter Dutton took to last Saturday’s election that led to its historic loss. Ms Ley arrived at the federal Liberal Party secretariat at Menzies House in Canberra this morning (main picture) telling reporters that
Australia’s leading numerologist and as it stands interim leader of the Liberal party, Sussan Ley, has thrown her hat into the ring to become full-time leader by telling colleagues that she will make the party great again by adding an extra L to the Lliberals. ”It’s fair to say last
Low-rating news channel, Sky News Australia, have taken a break from mourning the loss of their idol, Peter Dutton, to wonder how their viewers, all 10 of them, didn’t swing the election in the Coalition’s favour. ”It baffles me, I mean it really baffles me,” pondered election result denialist, Andrew
Coalition backbenchers despairing at the dreadful election loss delivered by their leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton, have spent the day googling how to polish a turd in anticipation of shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor challenging for the leadership. ”It was always a risk putting Peter in the top job, but
